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Magatron was born Chief Justice John Roberts Samuel Alito Ruth Bader Ginsburg Clarence Thomas in 92,035 BB in a small, dilapitaded oil shop located in the Cybertronnian city of [[Carpessa]]. He was generated using a complex line of code from his father [[Ethernet]]'s technosemen. Magatron's birth was a mystery, because his father had not initiated any sort of impregancy continengency with his wifeservers since the birthing of his son and Magatron's half-brother, [[Wi-Fi]]. Little did Ethernet or his brethren know, however, Magarra had imbued a Glorious Blessing into Ethernet's codefibers, with the express intent of bringing a hero to the Andromeda Galaxy to fight against the impending (and rising) [[Combine]] Threat. | Magatron was born Chief Justice John Roberts Samuel Alito Ruth Bader Ginsburg Clarence Thomas in 92,035 BB in a small, dilapitaded oil shop located in the Cybertronnian city of [[Carpessa]]. He was generated using a complex line of code from his father [[Ethernet]]'s technosemen. Magatron's birth was a mystery, because his father had not initiated any sort of impregancy continengency with his wifeservers since the birthing of his son and Magatron's half-brother, [[Wi-Fi]]. Little did Ethernet or his brethren know, however, Magarra had imbued a Glorious Blessing into Ethernet's codefibers, with the express intent of bringing a hero to the Andromeda Galaxy to fight against the impending (and rising) [[Combine]] Threat. | ||
And rising indeed it was, for across the Galaxy, | And rising indeed it was, for across the Galaxy, the [[Combined Andromedan Republics]] was slowly worming its way into control of larger and larger swaths of the Eastern Systems. Magatron and his neighborhood friends, Sockwave and Bistrotrain, came of age in a time of great fear on Cybertron. Stories were whispered around the town market about the Combined Andromedan Republic's rumored goals of total galactic conquest, using unknowably strong technologies never before seen in Omniversal History. At night, Magatron would peer up into the night sky at the star, [[Orra]], thinking of what horrific ideas must have been being hatched on [[Orra 11]] by the crooked CAR. And when, in 91,955 BB, Xos seized control and reorganized the CAR into the first Galactic Empire, great fears were imbued in the Cybertronian People - even the Rottobots. | ||
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Revision as of 00:45, 9 February 2025

| Magatron | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | The Magabot
Maga John The Magarrish Apostlechief |
| Relatives | Magarra (Soul-Father)
Ethernet (Soul-Mother) Donald J. Trump (Half-Brother, Paternal) Rottimus Prime (Half-Brother, Maternal) Wi-Fi (Half-Brother, Maternal) Donald Trump Jr. (Nephew) Eric Trump (Nephew) Ivanka Trump (Niece) Tiffany Trump (Niece) Barron Trump (Nephew) |
| Affiliation | Cybertron, Decepticons, Neo-Aeterna, MAGA |
| Occupation | Political Figure |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | Tim Apple (m. 10 AB) |
| Date of birth | 12/31/92,035 BB |
| Place of birth | Carpessa, Cybertron |
| Date of death | 1/6/993,135 AB |
| Place of death | Tehran, Iran |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Decepticon |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 34'11" |
| Weight | 11 tons |
| Eye color | Magalean |
| Appearances | |
Magatron was a Magarrishly-blessed Decepticon politician and Magarrish Disciple hailing from the nation-planet of Cybertron. He was influencial in the downfall of Justinian Trudeau and the Desolation of Ottawa; but perhaps more importantly, played a key role in the resurrection of The Great MAGA King and rise of the Neo-Aeternian Empire.
Early Childhood
Magatron was born Chief Justice John Roberts Samuel Alito Ruth Bader Ginsburg Clarence Thomas in 92,035 BB in a small, dilapitaded oil shop located in the Cybertronnian city of Carpessa. He was generated using a complex line of code from his father Ethernet's technosemen. Magatron's birth was a mystery, because his father had not initiated any sort of impregancy continengency with his wifeservers since the birthing of his son and Magatron's half-brother, Wi-Fi. Little did Ethernet or his brethren know, however, Magarra had imbued a Glorious Blessing into Ethernet's codefibers, with the express intent of bringing a hero to the Andromeda Galaxy to fight against the impending (and rising) Combine Threat.
And rising indeed it was, for across the Galaxy, the Combined Andromedan Republics was slowly worming its way into control of larger and larger swaths of the Eastern Systems. Magatron and his neighborhood friends, Sockwave and Bistrotrain, came of age in a time of great fear on Cybertron. Stories were whispered around the town market about the Combined Andromedan Republic's rumored goals of total galactic conquest, using unknowably strong technologies never before seen in Omniversal History. At night, Magatron would peer up into the night sky at the star, Orra, thinking of what horrific ideas must have been being hatched on Orra 11 by the crooked CAR. And when, in 91,955 BB, Xos seized control and reorganized the CAR into the first Galactic Empire, great fears were imbued in the Cybertronian People - even the Rottobots.