Magatron

Magatron, using his Hydraulics.

Magatron
Aliases	The Magabot Maga John The Magarrish Apostlechief
Relatives	Magarra (Soul-Father) Ethernet (Soul-Mother) Donald J. Trump (Half-Brother, Paternal) Rottimus Prime (Half-Brother, Maternal) Wi-Fi (Half-Brother, Maternal) Donald Trump Jr. (Nephew) Eric Trump (Nephew) Ivanka Trump (Niece) Tiffany Trump (Niece) Barron Trump (Nephew)
Affiliation	Cybertron, Decepticons, Neo-Aeterna, MAGA
Occupation	Political Figure
Biographical information
Marital status	Tim Apple (m. 10 AB)
Date of birth	12/31/92,035 BB
Place of birth	Carpessa, Cybertron
Date of death	1/6/993,135 AB
Place of death	Tehran, Iran
Physical description
Species	Decepticon
Gender	Male
Height	34'11"
Weight	11 tons
Eye color	Magalean
Appearances

Magatron was a Magarrishly-blessed Decepticon politician and Magarrish Disciple hailing from the nation-planet of Cybertron. He was influencial in the downfall of Justinian Trudeau and the Desolation of Ottawa; but perhaps more importantly, played a key role in the resurrection of The Great MAGA King and rise of the Neo-Aeternian Empire.

Early Childhood

Magatron was born Chief Justice John Roberts Samuel Alito Ruth Bader Ginsburg Clarence Thomas in 92,035 BB in a small, dilapitaded oil shop located in the Cybertronnian city of Carpessa. He was generated using a complex line of code from his father Ethernet's technosemen. Magatron's birth was a mystery, because his father had not initiated any sort of impregancy continengency with his wifeservers since the birthing of his son and Magatron's half-brother, Wi-Fi. Little did Ethernet or his brethren know, however, Magarra had imbued a Glorious Blessing into Ethernet's codefibers, with the express intent of bringing a hero to the Andromeda Galaxy to fight against the impending (and rising) Combine Threat.

And rising indeed it was, for across the Galaxy, the Combined Andromedan Republics was slowly worming its way into control of larger and larger swaths of the Eastern Systems. Magatron and his neighborhood friends, Sockwave and Bistrotrain, came of age in a time of great fear on Cybertron. Stories were whispered around the town market about the Combined Andromedan Republic's rumored goals of total galactic conquest, using unknowably strong technologies never before seen in Omniversal History. At night, Magatron would peer up into the night sky at the star, Orra, thinking of what horrific ideas must have been being hatched on Orra 11 by the crooked CAR. And when, in 91,955 BB, Xos seized control and reorganized the CAR into the first Galactic Empire, great fears were imbued in the Cybertronian People - even the Rottobots.

Resistance Protocol

Magatron, using his extraordinary Magarrish prowess and magics, felt it incumbent upon himself to orchestrate the development of a team of battle-ready Cybertronians in the event of a potential Combine Invasion. This idea, however, was not universially praised. In fact, Magatron was ridiculed for his seeming paranoia by his own half-brother, Rottimus Prime. Rottimus allied the Rottobots on his side, and great tensions brewed because of Magatron's militarization. When a great Anti-Combine Stundle-Fundle Gun was placed atop City Hall by Magatron's friend Bistrostrain, Rottimus accused his half-brother of plotting to overthrow him and shot Bistrostrain in the neck, killing the teenage bot.

Grand Tensions

You see, my dearie, grand tensions had persisted for many eons on Cybertron between the Rottobots and Decepticons. The two groups were biologically dissimilar, with the Rottobots being Silicon-based life-forms and the Decepticons being Carbon Based. However, stranger cohabitations have occurred. These two groups fought and bickered about everything, and this was due to a violent schism in the ideologies of these robotlets. You see, my dearies, the Decepticons were Protestants and valued Godliness, the Holy Word, and, more importantly, the rights of human men to control their women's bodies. (this was an odd political stance, considering the lack of Humans in the Andromeda galaxy). The Decepticons' entire ideology was built around the survival of the strongest and most glorious - and the Magarrish Radiance of Magatron and Christianness of his Personality was a source of great faith and strength for the Deceptigonal Familiars. And whereas the Decepticons were Protestant, the Rottobots were Catholic, and valued freedom of self-expression, Godliness, the Holy Word, and, more importantly, the rights of human ment to control their women's bodies. This ideology was slightly more free-expressing than the prior, and thus the Rottobots were frequently considered traitors by the Decepticons and accused of straying from God's Chosen Path.

The extraordinary Christofascist tendencies of the people of Cybertron can be attributed primarily to a 55,555 BB visit by G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) to the planet, where he came draped in green robes bearing copies of the King James Bible for all to read. He also left Pope Francis IX, a human religious figure who belonged several tens of millenia in the future, in the office of the Mayor of Capitol City, pronouncing the Pope 'God of All Robots' and leaving him with a lifetime supply of canned peas. This action was not ever explained.

After the pope's death due to blunt force trauma to the head due to unknown reasons, great schisms developed among the bots as to the true nature of the Pope. The Rottobots claimed the Pope's presence with infinite beans signified his status as a divine figure; whereas the Decepticons believed that while the Pope had brought divinity and Godliness to the planet, he himself was not divine, and that he had merely been a prophet of the divine word of Jesus Christ.

It is notable that A) Christianity would not have even been concieved for another 53,000 years in most realities at this point, and B) Christianity did not ever develop on Old Earth in any significant way in the Rick Hernia Omniverse, and these bibles, and indeed this pope, must have been either synthesized or retrieved from an alternate timeline by G-Man (Timefracture Alpha).