Mark Fark

Mark Fark in his typical Wednesday Getup.

Mark Fark was a Gym Teacher (Allegedly) at Marcus Brown Heim High School in Western Charlotte, South Carolina. He was possessed by Cucumber Joe's rotting soul and forced to spread the Satanic Pickleball pact to High Schoolers across South Carolina, and eventually, the world.

Here is his typical daily meals.

Breakfast

1 Pint Mountain Dew, 1 Cherry Cola, 3 Hard-Boiled Eggs (Aged), 4 Slices Salami

Lunch

1 Family-Size Bag Doritos, 4 Egg-Salad Sandwiches, 12-14 Nectarines (Peeled), 1 Bag Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels, 4 Rice Cakes

Diet

1 Granola Bar

Dinner

30 Chicken Wings, 1 Bag Barry Carrots, 4 Hot Dogs, 2 Big Max, 5 8-Piece Chicken McNugget, 1 Pint Neopolotian Ice Cream, Pint with the Mam