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=== The Martian Correlation === | === The Martian Correlation === | ||
[[Martian Correlation|The Martian Correlation]] was a governmental entity established by American humans from Earth on Mars around 33 B.B. Its capital city, Rhubarb, functioned as both the capital and sole city of this civilization. The Martian Correlation reigned for 31 years until it was destroyed during the [[China-Mars Conflict]] in 2 B.B. | [[Martian Correlation|The Martian Correlation]] was a governmental entity established by American humans from Earth on Mars around 33 B.B. Its capital city, [[Rhubarb]], functioned as both the capital and sole city of this civilization. The Martian Correlation reigned for 31 years until it was destroyed during the [[China-Mars Conflict]] in 2 B.B. | ||
=== The China-Mars Conflict === | === The China-Mars Conflict === | ||
Revision as of 07:51, 3 June 2022
Mars
Mars was the 4th Planet in the solar system of Sol, a medium sized yellow star. It was characterized by it's rusty red appearance and two stupid dinky moons, Phobos and Deimos.

The Martian Correlation
The Martian Correlation was a governmental entity established by American humans from Earth on Mars around 33 B.B. Its capital city, Rhubarb, functioned as both the capital and sole city of this civilization. The Martian Correlation reigned for 31 years until it was destroyed during the China-Mars Conflict in 2 B.B.
The China-Mars Conflict
The China-Mars Conflict of 2 B.B. was a large-scale interplanetary war between the Martian Correlation and China. It involved various politically charged Reddit account hijackings and Tiktok account hijackings, culminating in the destruction of the Martian capital city of Rhubarb and the relocation of the Martian people to Earth's Moon.
Destruction of Mars
In 43,302,210 A.B., a rogue decimation beam originating from the giant space station Waifuria Prime destroyed Mars and sent the so-called 'moons' Phobos and Deimos hurtling into deep space.