Maxwell Sinclair

Special Agent Maxwell Sinclair.

Special Agent Maxwell Sinclair was a highly skilled detective, secret agent, and assassin who Chaired of the Waifurian Imperial Bureau of Investigations during the early years of the Empire. He was an analytical, rational mind, an avid reader of Machiavelli, and was perhaps most notable for his role in the government conspiracy to assassinate former Board of Waifuria Chairman James L. Fuck.

Maxwell Sinclair
Aliases	Maximillian S. Inkwell
Affiliation	Waifurian Bureau of Investigations
Occupation	Intelligence Director; Hitman
Biographical information
Date of birth	06/05/35 BB
Place of birth	Pensarkana, Oklahoma
Date of death	11/23/42 AB
Place of death	Walter Reed Memorial Hospital, Washington, DC
Physical description
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Height	5'8
Weight	153 lbs
Eye color	Black
Appearances

Waifurian Imperial Bureau of Investigations

Soon after the Waifurian Empire's formation in 10 AB, the Mummy's closest advisors convened a closed-door meeting of high-ranking government officials from the former United States of America in the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. Among those present at this meeting were James Fargo, James L. Fuck, and James Montgomery Washington IX. This small group of government officials plotted out the entire former United States Government and divied control of it among themselves (assuming, of course, that these departments would be reactivated after their 9-year hiatus under the North American Overlorddom).

After this highly confidential meeting, James L. Fuck was declared Grand Justice of the Grand Court, (a hideous malformation of the US Supreme Court). The Court had only one Justice, that being James L. Fuck himself. A relative outsider, Special Agent Maxwell Sinclair, was appointed Interim Head of the Bureau of Investigations, pending a suitable replacement. That replacement would never come.

James L. Fuck's Grand Court began immediately declaring numerous Overlorddish policies Unconstitutional; those being the 'Food is a Right' Policy, the 'Water is a Right' Policy, and the 'Clean Air for All' initiative. These policies had a whopping 3% Approval rating from the Waifurian public, but it didn't matter, because James L. Fuck was all-powerful.

In 21 AB, after 11 years of blasphemous and ridiculous court decisions, James L. Fuck made the worst mistake of his life when he declared the Waifurian Imperial Bureau of Investigations unconstitutional. Maxwell Sinclair, still Director at this time, was furious. He immediately contacted James L. Fuck and demanded that the Grand Court rescind their decision at once. James L. Fuck responded by farting, loudly, into the phone.

"There's nothing you can do about it, fucklenuts!" Fuck jeered, "The WIBI is a joke!"

J for Vendetta

Maxwell Sinclair, a seasoned veteran of combat, who grew up under James L. Fuck's Board of Waifuria and was drafted under his successor's child-draft policy, had somewhat of a slight bias against the elderly gentleman.

"So Fuck thinks he can fuck with us?" Sinclair grumbled to his top deputies, "Let's fuck Fuck up,"

The WIBI immediately launched a Formal Indictment of James L. Fuck on 422,156 charges including Criminal Negligence, Rackateering, Improper Discretion, and Innapropriate Flatulence. Travelling up through the Memphis, Tennessee Court of Appeals, the case worked its way all the way up through the Judicial system for six months before reaching the Grand Court and James L. Fuck's desk, where it was, of course, promptly dismissed.

Sinclair V. Waifuria

Sinclair was reprimanded by the Waifurian Empire, and asked to step down from his post at the WIBI. Sinclair refused,