Mohammad Rajab Wali

Mohammad Rajab Wali, as seen in one of his Tiktok Videos

Mohammad Rajab Wali was the founder and longtime ruler of the middle eastern nation of Kurdistan, as well as a prominent figure in the Anti-Waifuria Brigade. An avid political mind, he frequently clashed with Joe Biden and publicly criticized Biden's meteoric seizure of power in 1 AB.

Kurdistan

After many Middle-Eastern nations destroyed one another, following several coups and wars instigated by the United States Government, Wali organized a legion of Kurds from across the Middle East and led a movement of rebuilding, creating a new Kurdish state, Kurdistan, in 2 BB.

George W. Bush

This new Kurdish state had an agenda against the West- and namely former U.S. President George W. Bush. Wali printed banners of Bush's face with various hideous adornments which cannot be written here.

Anti-Waifuria Brigade

Wali hated imperialism. As you can imagine, he was rather infuriated when Joe Biden declared himself Overlord of North America and began seizing large swaths of land across the planet. Wali started a movement he called the Anti-Waifuria Brigade, which brought awareness to the corruption of Joe Biden and the crumbling Board of Waifuria,

Man in the Shadows

Mohammad with a police officer, who had no idea he was attempting to orchestrate a coup of the Waifurian government.

Wali often worked from the shadows, leading his country by posting cryptic videos on social media and instructing his followers to assassinate prominent corrupt world figures.

Wali spent most of his time in Texas U.S.A, where he talked about Kurdistan every day.

Joe Biden, Wake Up

In 1 AB, Wali posted a viral video attacking Joe Biden, who had recently annexed Canada into his North American Overlorddom. The following is a transcript of this video.

WALI: Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. This m-message from Mohammad Khanaqin, full face of Kurdistan, for you Joe Biden.

WALI: Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Wake Up. Nine Eleven. Today-sion Day, what happened 2001, This is Wali PUK, that's your biological son, Texas USA. Twenty Four Seven, every day, I'm wake up in USA.

WALI: George W. Bush, did make a Nine Eleven.

WALI: You go check up in the docteur, you have two yeal. Your life is two yeal.

WALI: Two yeal from now, from today, to... two yeal, uhh one yeal six mone, over two yeal. You life. After this one, you pass away. Yu’go check the, check up in the docteur, Dis message from, um, Mohammad Khanaqin full face of Kurdistan. You do, do you...good job for da U.S.A, for the fifty a-state in two yeal, yu do purr down Iran for us, we wanna Kurdistan is uhhh new country, no more... Iran, no more Iraq, no more Turkey, no more Surrey, fullpo face of Kurdistan will gib you...

After this video went viral, many U.S authorities began searching for Wali, as they believed he had threatened Joe Biden's life. Wali remained a free man, and soon moved to Kurdistan, where he took office as President and led the Kurdish people through the Aftertimes.