Ohio Greenspill

Some Greenspill fluid underneath a road in Southern Ohio.

The Ohio Greenspill was a Class-VB 74 Spatial Anomaly which occurred across all of southern Ohio. Residents reported finding pools of odorless green liquid in mysterious and bizarre places, such as inside of cabinets, under sewage grates, and in lightbulb filament. The Green liquid could not be fully expunged and reportedly increased in volume when removal was attempted. The Greenspill became a public health hazard when dairy farmers across the state began reporting that their cows’ udders were releasing strictly Greenspill fluid.

Ohioans eventually learned to live with the Greenspill fluid and began experimenting with it. They learned that the Greenspill functioned as an infinite power supply, allowing for light-speed technology to be developed on Earth. Waifuria Prime was powered entirely by a Greenspill fluid generator.

76 B.B.