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Pando was [[Earth 2|Earth]]'s largest organism, a male quaking aspen based in Utah who possessed over 47,000 individual stems, covering 106 acres. For thousands of years, he was the cartel boss of the Coloradian drug Cartel, until a cyber-attack blackmail scandal conducted by [[Cucumber Joe]] brought Pando to his metaphorical knees, causing the end of his rule of the organization he founded and his entry into retirement. | Pando was [[Earth 2|Earth]]'s largest organism, a male quaking aspen based in Utah who possessed over 47,000 individual stems, covering 106 acres. For thousands of years, he was the cartel boss of the Coloradian drug Cartel, until a cyber-attack blackmail scandal conducted by [[Cucumber Joe]] brought Pando to his metaphorical knees, causing the end of his rule of the organization he founded and his entry into retirement. Pando was the only non-pine organism to be welcomed into the [[Treeople's Republic of Spruceville]], being transported there by frigate in 103,345 AB following the [[Waifurian Empire]]'s collapse and subsequent deregulation of [[Earth 2|Earthlean]] airspace. This deregulation allowed for Pando to be transported to Spruceville, on [[Orra 12]], in a massive glass bubble, complete with all of his dirts and wormlings. Thus, a large crater was left in Utah, which would be the cause of the Second American Dust Bowl. | ||
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Revision as of 02:56, 10 December 2024
Pando was Earth's largest organism, a male quaking aspen based in Utah who possessed over 47,000 individual stems, covering 106 acres. For thousands of years, he was the cartel boss of the Coloradian drug Cartel, until a cyber-attack blackmail scandal conducted by Cucumber Joe brought Pando to his metaphorical knees, causing the end of his rule of the organization he founded and his entry into retirement. Pando was the only non-pine organism to be welcomed into the Treeople's Republic of Spruceville, being transported there by frigate in 103,345 AB following the Waifurian Empire's collapse and subsequent deregulation of Earthlean airspace. This deregulation allowed for Pando to be transported to Spruceville, on Orra 12, in a massive glass bubble, complete with all of his dirts and wormlings. Thus, a large crater was left in Utah, which would be the cause of the Second American Dust Bowl.