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Papa John's restaurant eventually expanded out of the United States, and Papa John, becoming increasingly frustrated with cooking thousands of pizzas a day on his own, decided to look for possible investment partners to expand his chain outside of the United States, and possibly, eventually, offworld. | Papa John's restaurant eventually expanded out of the United States, and Papa John, becoming increasingly frustrated with cooking thousands of pizzas a day on his own, decided to look for possible investment partners to expand his chain outside of the United States, and possibly, eventually, offworld. | ||
Papa John held a small gathering of the world's richest people in 3 BB, with guests including [[Elon Tusk]], [[Geoffrey Eckstein]], [[James Fargo]], and, mysteriously, [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)]]. The guests were each presented with a platter of four different pizzas; one pepperoni, one cheese, one sausage, and one olives. Papa John announced that whoever ate the entirety of their four pizzas in the next thirty minutes would instantly gain a 40% share in his multibillion dollar company. Papa John began the countdown, and the power-hungry elites immediately began chowing down on their pizzas. | Papa John held a small gathering of the world's richest people in 3 BB, with guests including [[Elon Tusk]], [[Geoffrey Eckstein]], [[James Fargo]], and, mysteriously, [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)]]. The guests were each presented with a platter of four different pizzas; one pepperoni, one cheese, one sausage, and one olives. Papa John announced that whoever ate the entirety of their four pizzas in the next thirty minutes would instantly gain a 40% share in his multibillion dollar company. Papa John began the countdown, and the power-hungry elites immediately began chowing down on their pizzas. [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]] left after seven minutes, shrieking and cussing about the 'inhumanity' of eating olives that were 'still thinking'. So there were now only three individuals left at the table-- and they were getting rather full. Elon Tusk bowed out after twenty minutes, puking his insides all over the floor. | ||
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Papa John's Day of Reckoning was the Final Day of Pizzas and the end of pizza restaurants as we knew it.
Revenge
Papa John Schnatter was an American entrepreneur who founded the pizza chain 'Papa John's' in the midst of the Great META War. Beginning operations in 36 BB, the restaraunt became a highly lucrative business and quickly expanded out of Papa John's hometown of Jeffersonville, Indiana. Papa John was known to give free pizzas out to MTO soldiers, both healthy and injured, and was heavily involved in the war as a lead supplier of rations. He was awarded a Brandonian Medal of Extraordinary Valor in 8 BB.
Investment Party
Papa John's restaurant eventually expanded out of the United States, and Papa John, becoming increasingly frustrated with cooking thousands of pizzas a day on his own, decided to look for possible investment partners to expand his chain outside of the United States, and possibly, eventually, offworld.
Papa John held a small gathering of the world's richest people in 3 BB, with guests including Elon Tusk, Geoffrey Eckstein, James Fargo, and, mysteriously, G-Man (Timefracture Alpha). The guests were each presented with a platter of four different pizzas; one pepperoni, one cheese, one sausage, and one olives. Papa John announced that whoever ate the entirety of their four pizzas in the next thirty minutes would instantly gain a 40% share in his multibillion dollar company. Papa John began the countdown, and the power-hungry elites immediately began chowing down on their pizzas. G-Man Alpha left after seven minutes, shrieking and cussing about the 'inhumanity' of eating olives that were 'still thinking'. So there were now only three individuals left at the table-- and they were getting rather full. Elon Tusk bowed out after twenty minutes, puking his insides all over the floor.