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== Unable, or Unwilling ==
== Unable, or Unwilling ==
Bahamut, in prehistoric times, when the continent of Pangea was a primordial grew the earliest algaes and mosses on its blistering rocks, wBahamut was the Supreme Dragon King of the Omniverse, and  fired from his position for allegation
Bahamut, in prehistoric times, when the continent of Pangea was a primordial grew the earliest algaes and mosses on its blistering rocks, spawned the first dragons into the world. He had great aspirations to see a Draconic Conquest of the entire Omniverse; unfortunately, the Employers had other plans. 
 
In 325 Hectillion BB, Bahamut was visited by the Employer [[Chraunor]] for an alleged 'Time Crime'. Bahamut was the first entity charged with such a crime and was sentenced to life imprisonment inside of [[Jupiter]] (then a frothing, deadly prison/garbage disposal used by the god [[Kroasis]] to dispose of planets he found unsavory.  
[[Category:Gods]]
[[Category:Gods]]

Revision as of 06:12, 19 July 2023

Bahamut the Great was a massive, planet-sized diety who once served as the God of Dragonkind. His eyes were the size of moons and his spine the width of the Earth. He was known to few.

Unable, or Unwilling

Bahamut, in prehistoric times, when the continent of Pangea was a primordial grew the earliest algaes and mosses on its blistering rocks, spawned the first dragons into the world. He had great aspirations to see a Draconic Conquest of the entire Omniverse; unfortunately, the Employers had other plans.

In 325 Hectillion BB, Bahamut was visited by the Employer Chraunor for an alleged 'Time Crime'. Bahamut was the first entity charged with such a crime and was sentenced to life imprisonment inside of Jupiter (then a frothing, deadly prison/garbage disposal used by the god Kroasis to dispose of planets he found unsavory.