Pogult Moe

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Pogult

Pogult Moe was the Omniversal god of plants and vegetables. She took the form of an elephant, while retaining the texture of a Strawberry.

Pogult

She was birthed from the Maw of President Floordeck in 23 BB. Floordeck's aides, believing Pogult Moe to have been a tumor of some sort, rushed President Floordeck to the nearest hospital, which was not in Brazil. Pogult Moe was discarded and sent off to the Garbage Hole.

Early Life

Pogult lived for many years in the Garbage Hole, doing nothing much and loitering. Eventually, Pogult Moe was shot by a South African poacher, who had mistaken her for an animal. Pogult Moe skinned this poacher alive.

Pogult Moe became feared by the plants and animals in the Garbage Hole. She ruled with an iron fist. She killed many poachers as well as innocent wildlife, but she never ate them, for that was against her Code of Conduct.

Bizarre Behavior

Pogult Moe ran away from the Garbage Hole in 4 AB, and the plants and animals withered and died without her presence. She didn't care. Pogult Moe traveled west into the Amazon Rainforest, and eventually stumbled upon something she shouldn't have seen.

Pogult was loaded onto a ship and sent off to Portland Oregon for damnation proceedings.

Here, Pogult seemed to thrive under the superhot temperatures and incessant inferno. She became good friends with the Eye of Sauron, who decided to strike up a deal with her. If she were to bring a Blue Balloon to him, unscathed, she could leave Portland Oregon.

Well, after roughly ten million years, Pogult succeeded. The Eye of Sauron was overjoyed at this, and released Pogult Moe.

Froe

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Froe, a Zerrian Vunderbeast, fell deeply in love with Pogult Moe, and had been waiting outside of the Hell Wall for ten million years. Froe and Pogult Moe began a whirlwind romance which would culminate in their wedding on the Waifuria Prime Sex Stage.

Death

Pogult Moe never did anything important and died when Froe murdered her. She was probably the least effective god of All Time, and her position was eliminated entirely by the Employers following her demise.