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Poppa Slop Jones, otherwise known as Small Fry the Second, was a rotund, overweight tabby cat who was the ringleader and mastermind of the Percibol Narcotics Cartel. A lifelong stray, Poppa Slop rose to power by being adopted by the Chairman of the [[Arizona Racists]], Bruggy | Poppa Slop Jones, otherwise known as Small Fry the Second, was a rotund, overweight tabby cat who was the ringleader and mastermind of the [[Percibol Narcotics Cartel]]. A lifelong stray, Poppa Slop rose to power by being adopted by the Chairman of the [[Arizona Racists]], [[Bruggy Bugsworth]]. As pet of Bruggy, Poppa Slop threw a towel onto the gas stove and started a massive fire in the Arizona Racists' trailer park, killing them all. Riding on his reputation, Poppa Slop organized the strays of the neighborhood into a highly oiled milk-stealing machine, breaking and entering into suburban white folks' homes and robbing them of their dairy products. Poppa Slop Jones became reviled by Phoenix Suburbanites, and Cat Traps were implemented on every street corner. | ||
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Poppa Slop Jones, otherwise known as Small Fry the Second, was a rotund, overweight tabby cat who was the ringleader and mastermind of the Percibol Narcotics Cartel. A lifelong stray, Poppa Slop rose to power by being adopted by the Chairman of the Arizona Racists, Bruggy Bugsworth. As pet of Bruggy, Poppa Slop threw a towel onto the gas stove and started a massive fire in the Arizona Racists' trailer park, killing them all. Riding on his reputation, Poppa Slop organized the strays of the neighborhood into a highly oiled milk-stealing machine, breaking and entering into suburban white folks' homes and robbing them of their dairy products. Poppa Slop Jones became reviled by Phoenix Suburbanites, and Cat Traps were implemented on every street corner.