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The Boss|affiliation=OmniStar Corporation|occupation=CEO|marital=F. R. R. R. (m. 999, | The Boss|affiliation=OmniStar Corporation|occupation=CEO|marital=F. R. R. R. (m. 999,929 AB-999,998 AB)|birthDate=July 30, 999,909 AB|birthPlace=New Memphis, Berrand|deathDate=December 31, 999,999 AB|deathPlace=OmniStar Headquarters, New Memphis, Berrand|species=Human|gender=Male|height=6'1|weight=190 lbs|eyes=green}} | ||
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R.R.R.R. memorized every battle of the Great META Wars, and pored over ancient diagrams and texts of the galaxy-spanning civilizations that had once been. He dreamed of visiting the Waifurian Homeworld, [[Earth 2|Earth]], and seeing for himself the glory and splendor of the heart of the Waifurian Empire. However, when he eventually scrounged enough money up to take a ferry across the stars to the [[Sol (The Sun)|Sol]] System, he was rather unimpressed with the dilapidated, pitiful excuse of a planet he found before him. [[Syndor City]] had long since been reduced to ash; the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]] was nowhere to be found. Rather dissapointed, R.R.R.R. continued poring over notable locations from the ancient wars; [[Battle of Alexandria|Alexandria]], [[Las Vegas Invasion|Las Vegas]], and even Albuquerque. After a close call with a black hole, R.R.R.R. had one last stop to make on his list; the radioactive hellscape that was [[Columbus, Ohio]]. | R.R.R.R. memorized every battle of the Great META Wars, and pored over ancient diagrams and texts of the galaxy-spanning civilizations that had once been. He dreamed of visiting the Waifurian Homeworld, [[Earth 2|Earth]], and seeing for himself the glory and splendor of the heart of the Waifurian Empire. However, when he eventually scrounged enough money up to take a ferry across the stars to the [[Sol (The Sun)|Sol]] System, he was rather unimpressed with the dilapidated, pitiful excuse of a planet he found before him. [[Syndor City]] had long since been reduced to ash; the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]] was nowhere to be found. Rather dissapointed, R.R.R.R. continued poring over notable locations from the ancient wars; [[Battle of Alexandria|Alexandria]], [[Las Vegas Invasion|Las Vegas]], and even Albuquerque. After a close call with a black hole, R.R.R.R. had one last stop to make on his list; the radioactive hellscape that was [[Columbus, Ohio]]. | ||
Arriving in Columbus, R.R.R.R. was astounded at the miraculous preservation of the architecture and machinery of this ancient era; it was as if it had barely been touched. The whole of Columbus was a nuclear ghost town; however, at this point, the average human could sustain up to four hours within the city without any negative effects. | == Bombing of Columbus 2 == | ||
Arriving in Columbus, R.R.R.R. was astounded at the miraculous preservation of the architecture and machinery of this ancient era; it was as if it had barely been touched. This was thanks to [[Black Mesa]]'s specialized construction of the Nuclear Pumpkin 2 in the [[Bombing of Columbus 2|second Bombing of Columbus]], which was designed to incinerate organic matter while preserving everything else. Because of this, The whole of Columbus was a nuclear ghost town; however, at this point, the average human could sustain up to four hours within the city without any negative effects. However, it was still not safe to be exposed to these materials for more than four hours, because of the Nuclear Pumpkin's half-life. | |||
== Scavenge == | |||
R.R.R.R. began harvesting materials from the wreckage and selling them on Garry's List (an online marketplace). R.R.R.R. was unable, or, unwilling, however, to denote that prolonged exposure to these materials could have serious long-term effects on the owner's health; namely, radiation sickness. R.R.R.R. sold bike wheels, candies, weaponry, and street signs for trillions of credits apiece; eventually, he became so independently wealthy that he was able to open his own Antique shop in [[New Memphis]]; he named this shop 'OmniStar', and this was the beginning of something truly wretched. | |||
== Columbian-Waifurian Trade Depot == | |||
R.R.R.R.'s business was good, but it was still slow. He was able to make a lot of money, for what he was doing; but still, he wanted more. R.R.R.R. began travelling across the Omniverse, selling selections of his artifacts to anyone willing to listen to him talk. R.R.R.R. eventually found himself on the dark world Exegar, and did great business there. The hooded, gaunt people who lived on this planet were as obsessed with the [[Waifurian Empire]] as he was; in fact, perhaps moreso. They told legendary tales of the 'Enlightened One'; a man who lived for forty thousands years, they told R.R.R.R. He ruled the empire as a gracious and benevolent king, and led the people of Earth to victory in the Great META War. | |||
While R.R.R.R. had heard stories of this ancient 'Enlightened One', he had been mostly scrubbed from Earth-written history books, with the Waifurian Empire being referred to as a communal entity; R.R.R.R. had never known there to be a leader at the head of this massive, galaxy-sprawling government (although, it did make sense). Regardless of the historical specifics, R.R.R.R. had found his niche market to sell to; and he kept bringing more, and more, and more Columbian goods to [[Exegol|Exegar]]. The cloaked figures, who referred to themselves as '[[The Enclave|The Enclavists]]', were eager to buy, and for very gracious prices; R.R.R.R. was a billionaire within 6 years. | |||
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Revision as of 05:30, 28 May 2023
R.R.R.R. (Full name unknown) was the founder and owner of the multigalactic gigaconglomerate 'OmniStar Corporation'. He was an enigmatic and soullean planetary real estate mogul, known across the stars for his no-cause evictions and frequent suspicious collapses of his "unprofitable" residency complexes. R.R.R.R. made much of his money buying and selling entire planets and solar systems to the highest bidder.
| R.R.R.R. | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Quadruple R
Big R The Top Dog The Boss |
| Affiliation | OmniStar Corporation |
| Occupation | CEO |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | F. R. R. R. (m. 999,929 AB-999,998 AB) |
| Date of birth | July 30, 999,909 AB |
| Place of birth | New Memphis, Berrand |
| Date of death | December 31, 999,999 AB |
| Place of death | OmniStar Headquarters, New Memphis, Berrand |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 6'1 |
| Weight | 190 lbs |
| Eye color | green |
| Appearances | |
Fortune
R.R.R.R. secured his fortune in a rotten way; by finding and selling artifacts from ancient civilizations of times long past. When he was a young boy, R.R.R.R, while on vacation on Trytinia, discovered the fossilized head of a strange tree-like creature in the overgrown wreckage of Waifuria Prime. Enthralled by this discovery, R.R.R.R. brought the head back home with him, and began scouring the Garrynet for more archeological finds. He became fascinated with the ancient galactic empires of times long past; the Combine and Waifurian Empires, in particular.
R.R.R.R. memorized every battle of the Great META Wars, and pored over ancient diagrams and texts of the galaxy-spanning civilizations that had once been. He dreamed of visiting the Waifurian Homeworld, Earth, and seeing for himself the glory and splendor of the heart of the Waifurian Empire. However, when he eventually scrounged enough money up to take a ferry across the stars to the Sol System, he was rather unimpressed with the dilapidated, pitiful excuse of a planet he found before him. Syndor City had long since been reduced to ash; the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid was nowhere to be found. Rather dissapointed, R.R.R.R. continued poring over notable locations from the ancient wars; Alexandria, Las Vegas, and even Albuquerque. After a close call with a black hole, R.R.R.R. had one last stop to make on his list; the radioactive hellscape that was Columbus, Ohio.
Bombing of Columbus 2
Arriving in Columbus, R.R.R.R. was astounded at the miraculous preservation of the architecture and machinery of this ancient era; it was as if it had barely been touched. This was thanks to Black Mesa's specialized construction of the Nuclear Pumpkin 2 in the second Bombing of Columbus, which was designed to incinerate organic matter while preserving everything else. Because of this, The whole of Columbus was a nuclear ghost town; however, at this point, the average human could sustain up to four hours within the city without any negative effects. However, it was still not safe to be exposed to these materials for more than four hours, because of the Nuclear Pumpkin's half-life.
Scavenge
R.R.R.R. began harvesting materials from the wreckage and selling them on Garry's List (an online marketplace). R.R.R.R. was unable, or, unwilling, however, to denote that prolonged exposure to these materials could have serious long-term effects on the owner's health; namely, radiation sickness. R.R.R.R. sold bike wheels, candies, weaponry, and street signs for trillions of credits apiece; eventually, he became so independently wealthy that he was able to open his own Antique shop in New Memphis; he named this shop 'OmniStar', and this was the beginning of something truly wretched.
Columbian-Waifurian Trade Depot
R.R.R.R.'s business was good, but it was still slow. He was able to make a lot of money, for what he was doing; but still, he wanted more. R.R.R.R. began travelling across the Omniverse, selling selections of his artifacts to anyone willing to listen to him talk. R.R.R.R. eventually found himself on the dark world Exegar, and did great business there. The hooded, gaunt people who lived on this planet were as obsessed with the Waifurian Empire as he was; in fact, perhaps moreso. They told legendary tales of the 'Enlightened One'; a man who lived for forty thousands years, they told R.R.R.R. He ruled the empire as a gracious and benevolent king, and led the people of Earth to victory in the Great META War.
While R.R.R.R. had heard stories of this ancient 'Enlightened One', he had been mostly scrubbed from Earth-written history books, with the Waifurian Empire being referred to as a communal entity; R.R.R.R. had never known there to be a leader at the head of this massive, galaxy-sprawling government (although, it did make sense). Regardless of the historical specifics, R.R.R.R. had found his niche market to sell to; and he kept bringing more, and more, and more Columbian goods to Exegar. The cloaked figures, who referred to themselves as 'The Enclavists', were eager to buy, and for very gracious prices; R.R.R.R. was a billionaire within 6 years.