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[[Worlds Without Boundaries]], once an Intergalactic terorrist organization, had, by the late | [[Worlds Without Boundaries]], once an Intergalactic terorrist organization, had, by the late 999,900s, become somewhat of a peace-keeping force in the Omniverse. The Omniverse's two major hegemons, the [[Waifurian Empire]] and [[Combine]], had long since collapsed, with the Waifurian homeworld of [[Earth 2|Earth]] falling under the control of the supercorporation [[OmniStar Corporation|OmniStar Corp]] and the [[Combine|Combine Empire]] downsizing to the Combine Hamlet, a small settlement on the surface of [[Ferinah]]. | ||
Kragdrysil, once a prosperous and unsoullean world, had become a horrific, high-fructose nightmare. It had swollen to over four times its original size and consumed its original parent planet, [[Inhersloht]], in the process. In | Kragdrysil, once a prosperous and unsoullean world, had become a horrific, high-fructose nightmare. It had swollen to over four times its original size and consumed its original parent planet, [[Inhersloht]], in the process. In 999,959 AB, Kragdrysil orbited its star at an eccentricity of .99999, rendering its so called 'orbit' a nearly straight line. Every three days, Kragdrysil tore past its star at a distance of mere kilometers. It was in a downward spiral of the [[Auditor]]'s design; and was in its final days as a celestial body. | ||
The ruler of Kragdrysil was a rotten, horrific, mutated individual by the name of [[Strawberry Awake]]. Strawberry Awake ruled over vast swaths of nearly 10 Synthezoids, which inhabited the decrepit city of [[Ecoria]] farming sugar and building materials for their master. Strawberry Awake was none too pleased by the presence of [[Worlds Without Boundaries|WWB]] battleships in his polluted, opaque skies. | |||
Revision as of 00:24, 13 August 2023
The Siege of Ecoria was an orbital skirmish at the cherry-cola-polluted planetoid Kragdrysil in the Inhersloht system which was one of the first battles of the Third Great META War.

A Rotten Ambush
Worlds Without Boundaries, once an Intergalactic terorrist organization, had, by the late 999,900s, become somewhat of a peace-keeping force in the Omniverse. The Omniverse's two major hegemons, the Waifurian Empire and Combine, had long since collapsed, with the Waifurian homeworld of Earth falling under the control of the supercorporation OmniStar Corp and the Combine Empire downsizing to the Combine Hamlet, a small settlement on the surface of Ferinah.
Kragdrysil, once a prosperous and unsoullean world, had become a horrific, high-fructose nightmare. It had swollen to over four times its original size and consumed its original parent planet, Inhersloht, in the process. In 999,959 AB, Kragdrysil orbited its star at an eccentricity of .99999, rendering its so called 'orbit' a nearly straight line. Every three days, Kragdrysil tore past its star at a distance of mere kilometers. It was in a downward spiral of the Auditor's design; and was in its final days as a celestial body.
The ruler of Kragdrysil was a rotten, horrific, mutated individual by the name of Strawberry Awake. Strawberry Awake ruled over vast swaths of nearly 10 Synthezoids, which inhabited the decrepit city of Ecoria farming sugar and building materials for their master. Strawberry Awake was none too pleased by the presence of WWB battleships in his polluted, opaque skies.