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[[File:RPReplay Final1697383284.mp4|thumb|US President Donald J. Trump, the Great MAGA King, commented that the capitol 'looked like shit' after being covered in Combine and civilian flesh and blood. ]] | [[File:RPReplay Final1697383284.mp4|thumb|US President [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Donald J. Trump, the Great MAGA King]], commented that the capitol 'looked like shit' after being covered in Combine and civilian flesh and blood. ]] | ||
== Overview == | |||
The Fleshfall on the National Mall was a Rotten Event which occurred after Earth's use of the [[Gigamagnet]] against the [[Combine]] at the End of [[The great META war|the Great META War]]. When metallic Combine snyths were sucked up to the massive magnet, their flesh was torn off from the speed at which they travelled and thus rained back down on Washington DC Below. | The Fleshfall on the National Mall was a Rotten Event which occurred after Earth's use of the [[Gigamagnet]] against the [[Combine]] at the End of [[The great META war|the Great META War]]. When metallic Combine snyths were sucked up to the massive magnet, their flesh was torn off from the speed at which they travelled and thus rained back down on Washington DC Below. | ||
Hence, egregious quantities of soullean and rotten flesh rained down on the citizens of Earth. This rain was particularly concentrated over [[Washington DC]], due to the Gigamagnet's initial launch site. The National Mall was bathed in 3 feet of organic material, with a total volume being nearly equivalent to the flesh content of 15 Billion People. Thankfully, the [[Washington DC]] Volunteer Fire Department had 4 hoses and 17 volunteers, and as such were able to disperse with the fleshy loiterances by employing 20-hour work days within the span of 11 months. | == Health Code Violation == | ||
Hence, egregious quantities of soullean and rotten flesh rained down on the citizens of Earth. This rain was particularly concentrated over [[Washington DC]], due to the Gigamagnet's initial launch site. The National Mall was bathed in 3 feet of organic material, with a total volume being nearly equivalent to the flesh content of 15 Billion People. This led to a grand diaspora of illness and disease, as many unsuspecting civilians began eating this 'sky meat'. [[Dark MAGA]] Acolytes Thankfully, the [[Washington DC]] Volunteer Fire Department had 4 hoses and 17 volunteers, and as such were able to disperse with the fleshy loiterances by employing 20-hour work days within the span of 11 months. | |||
Unfortunately, the Brainrotted Prime Minister of [[Canada]], [[Justinian Trudeau|Justin Trudeau]], was scheduled to visit DC to discuss the [[Ohio]] Problem. He was rather repulsed by the rotting flesh which lined the streets and nearly turned around; however, the Great MAGA King arrived in a golden two-wheeled vehicle, the [[Donald Trump Arrival Device]], | |||
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Revision as of 11:20, 16 October 2023
Overview
The Fleshfall on the National Mall was a Rotten Event which occurred after Earth's use of the Gigamagnet against the Combine at the End of the Great META War. When metallic Combine snyths were sucked up to the massive magnet, their flesh was torn off from the speed at which they travelled and thus rained back down on Washington DC Below.
Health Code Violation
Hence, egregious quantities of soullean and rotten flesh rained down on the citizens of Earth. This rain was particularly concentrated over Washington DC, due to the Gigamagnet's initial launch site. The National Mall was bathed in 3 feet of organic material, with a total volume being nearly equivalent to the flesh content of 15 Billion People. This led to a grand diaspora of illness and disease, as many unsuspecting civilians began eating this 'sky meat'. Dark MAGA Acolytes Thankfully, the Washington DC Volunteer Fire Department had 4 hoses and 17 volunteers, and as such were able to disperse with the fleshy loiterances by employing 20-hour work days within the span of 11 months.
Unfortunately, the Brainrotted Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, was scheduled to visit DC to discuss the Ohio Problem. He was rather repulsed by the rotting flesh which lined the streets and nearly turned around; however, the Great MAGA King arrived in a golden two-wheeled vehicle, the Donald Trump Arrival Device,