Bill Clinton

From left to right, G-Man (Timefracture Alpha), Monica Lewinsky, and Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton was the 42nd president of the United States and served from 27 B.B. to 19 B.B. He was noted among many to be a "player" and reportedly had over 500 affairs during his time as president. Notably, he admitted a time-displaced G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) to be his Secretary of State in 23 B.B. Clinton also oversaw the loss of Jacksonville Florida from the Union, although he didn't really seem to care. He would later state he regretted that decision, lamenting all the money he could have made off the prosperous city-state.

Joe Biden

Clinton also worked closely with Joe Biden during the Great META War, helping the general convince the United States Government to sanction a "smelling test" for every prospective recruit to the nation's army. Biden wanted to personally sniff each cadet to ensure they were 'up to Union standards'.

Donald Trump

Clinton also had a close friendship with the entity known as 'Donald Trump' (who Clinton had wrongly ascertained to be human). The two remained good friends until an unfortunate falling out occurred between the two of them after a brawl at a fundraiser at Geoffrey Eckstein's estate.

Geoffrey Eckstein

Clinton's closest friend was probably Geoffrey Eckstein, a famous philanthropist. It's unclear what exactly the two bonded over, but whatever it was, it was definitely completely innocent.

Biden and Clinton explaining their Smelling Test legislation to Congress in 26 B.B.