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Texas Waifurian Mandate Patrollium|occupation=Comptroller; Lawyer|marital=God/Jesus Christ (Religious Man)|birthDate=05/30/188 BB|birthPlace=Old El Paso, Texas|deathDate=Grimsnap's Day|deathPlace=William D. Donut Burial Memorial Gallery, Amarillo, Texas, 79101|species=Humash/Donutrian|gender=Malent|height=5'11" (Nonglazed) 6'8" (Glazed)|weight=175 lbs (Nonglazed) 250 lbs (Glazed)|eyes=Blue}} | Texas Waifurian Mandate Patrollium|occupation=Comptroller; Lawyer|marital=God/Jesus Christ (Religious Man)|birthDate=05/30/188 BB|birthPlace=Old El Paso, Texas|deathDate=Grimsnap's Day|deathPlace=William D. Donut Burial Memorial Gallery, Amarillo, Texas, 79101|species=Humash/Donutrian|gender=Malent|height=5'11" (Nonglazed) 6'8" (Glazed)|weight=175 lbs (Nonglazed) 250 lbs (Glazed)|eyes=Blue}} | ||
William D. Donut was a huge, dicklean Texas resident who was elected as State Comptroller 54 times consecutively, serving from 155 BB to 41 AB at the behest of the Texan people. | William D. Donut was a huge, dicklean Texas resident who was elected as State Comptroller 54 times consecutively, serving from 155 BB to 41 AB at the behest of the Texan people. He's.... been a round. ;) | ||
== Earlymash Life == | == Earlymash Life == | ||
William D. Donut was swaws-birthed in Old El Paso, Texas, in the Taco seasoning factory where his Fathers worked. He was birthed in a vat of sugar and spice and all things nice, originally intended for Churro production. William D. Donut was birthed from his Father Marianna's womb (cisgender F) on top of the flour cart. Because of this birthlean location, his DNA was fused instantly with starches and carbohydrates, rendering him doughy and bread-like in nature. Becuase he came out headfirst, of course, his head was especially effected, altering his appearance and structure to one similar to a donut. The large gaping hole in the middle of his head was from an unrelated birth defect. | |||
He was raised in a barn, as his family was barn-residual, after all houses had been banned by Texas State Legislature (to prevent home break-ins). His father Donut's night occupation was to locate water in regional Texas. Water had become scarce in Texas in the course of the [[The great META war|Great META War]], as it was being traded for currency in the Southwest [[United States of America|United States]]. | |||
Revision as of 13:20, 12 February 2026
| William Donut Donut | |
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| Aliases | State Comptroller, Billy D. Donut, Mr. Donut, Big Donut, The Big Donut, The Big Glaze, Mr. Glaze, Senor Glaze, Glaz-O-Tron, The Glaze Gladiator |
| Relatives | Donut Donut (Father)
Marianna Valasquez-Donut (Father) Miguel Hernandez-Donut (Grandfather) Luiza Hernandez-Donut (Grandmother) Francene Hernandez-Donut (Aunt/Sister) |
| Affiliation | Texas Red Corporate Interests Party
Texas State Government Texas Waifurian Mandate Patrollium |
| Occupation | Comptroller; Lawyer |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | God/Jesus Christ (Religious Man) |
| Date of birth | 05/30/188 BB |
| Place of birth | Old El Paso, Texas |
| Date of death | Grimsnap's Day |
| Place of death | William D. Donut Burial Memorial Gallery, Amarillo, Texas, 79101 |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Humash/Donutrian |
| Gender | Malent |
| Height | 5'11" (Nonglazed) 6'8" (Glazed) |
| Weight | 175 lbs (Nonglazed) 250 lbs (Glazed) |
| Eye color | Blue |
| Appearances | |
William D. Donut was a huge, dicklean Texas resident who was elected as State Comptroller 54 times consecutively, serving from 155 BB to 41 AB at the behest of the Texan people. He's.... been a round. ;)
Earlymash Life
William D. Donut was swaws-birthed in Old El Paso, Texas, in the Taco seasoning factory where his Fathers worked. He was birthed in a vat of sugar and spice and all things nice, originally intended for Churro production. William D. Donut was birthed from his Father Marianna's womb (cisgender F) on top of the flour cart. Because of this birthlean location, his DNA was fused instantly with starches and carbohydrates, rendering him doughy and bread-like in nature. Becuase he came out headfirst, of course, his head was especially effected, altering his appearance and structure to one similar to a donut. The large gaping hole in the middle of his head was from an unrelated birth defect.
He was raised in a barn, as his family was barn-residual, after all houses had been banned by Texas State Legislature (to prevent home break-ins). His father Donut's night occupation was to locate water in regional Texas. Water had become scarce in Texas in the course of the Great META War, as it was being traded for currency in the Southwest United States.