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[[File:Dill Squash Loaf.png|thumb|The Dill Squash Loaf, a bakerium of yeast and flour.]] | |||
The Dill Squash Loaf was an exceedingly popular culinary marvel which originated on the shores of [[Jacksonville Florida]]. It was honed by the experimental Chef, [[Chef]], who enjoyed mixing herbs and gourd vegetables together with yeast to produce as-of-yet-un-procured baked good marvels. The dish was his most successful by far; increasing foot traffic at Chef's on the Point by 4000%. While Chef's dish was indeed delectable, the increase in foot travel was in fact a misfurtunate case of mistaken identity; it was in fact the [[Bilb Wasp Home]], not the Dill Squash Loaf, which visitors largely were seeking. When they spoke into their GPS's,they in fact were saying "Bilb Wasp Home' whereas the GPS, unaware of such a being, attempted to direct to the closest possible thing; the Dill Squash Loaf. This was never discovered by Chef, Praise be to the [[Council of Gods|Gods]]. | The Dill Squash Loaf was an exceedingly popular culinary marvel which originated on the shores of [[Jacksonville Florida]]. It was honed by the experimental Chef, [[Chef]], who enjoyed mixing herbs and gourd vegetables together with yeast to produce as-of-yet-un-procured baked good marvels. The dish was his most successful by far; increasing foot traffic at Chef's on the Point by 4000%. While Chef's dish was indeed delectable, the increase in foot travel was in fact a misfurtunate case of mistaken identity; it was in fact the [[Bilb Wasp Home]], not the Dill Squash Loaf, which visitors largely were seeking. When they spoke into their GPS's,they in fact were saying "Bilb Wasp Home' whereas the GPS, unaware of such a being, attempted to direct to the closest possible thing; the Dill Squash Loaf. This was never discovered by Chef, Praise be to the [[Council of Gods|Gods]]. | ||
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The Dill Squash Loaf was an exceedingly popular culinary marvel which originated on the shores of Jacksonville Florida. It was honed by the experimental Chef, Chef, who enjoyed mixing herbs and gourd vegetables together with yeast to produce as-of-yet-un-procured baked good marvels. The dish was his most successful by far; increasing foot traffic at Chef's on the Point by 4000%. While Chef's dish was indeed delectable, the increase in foot travel was in fact a misfurtunate case of mistaken identity; it was in fact the Bilb Wasp Home, not the Dill Squash Loaf, which visitors largely were seeking. When they spoke into their GPS's,they in fact were saying "Bilb Wasp Home' whereas the GPS, unaware of such a being, attempted to direct to the closest possible thing; the Dill Squash Loaf. This was never discovered by Chef, Praise be to the Gods.