Delivery Truck

Artist's Rendition of a Macro-Pumpeddler (he was executed)

Glorious Purpose

Delivery Truck is a small vehicle that consists of two wheels and it requires a person known as a pum-peddler to pedal the truck. the main function of a delivery truck is to ensure goods are delivered on time. Pum-peddlers were an exclusive and rare profession, with only approximately one percent of the population being capable of pum-peddling the delivery truck. The pum-peddler peddles pummly through the pummtrail. The pum-peddling profession was often disregarded as the same low level of a trash man, yet required the ability to pum-pedal which comes only at birth.

Divine Selection

The ability to pum-pedal is seemingly sporadic and genetic, with no amount of training or fitness workouts, being able to unlock the ability of pumapeddling for an individual. It was speculated by Omniverse scholars that it was a divine gift bestowed upon only the most worthy. These were the individuals determined by the council of gods to be capable of delivering services in a reasonable, responsible and efficient way, or so the theory goes. The pump peddling work opportunities are often unfilled as pump pedals as pump peddling ability coincides with being a chosen one and the chosen people often seek other opportunities than pump paddling . Notable individuals who could’ve become pum peddlers include Rick Hernia, Big Rob (considered it), and the Yonise.

Christopher Shoe

A notable pum peddler who operated in the Eastern New York area was Christopher Shoe. (colloquially and criminally known as Shoe Nice.)

He was a pum peddler fugitive who stole so many shoes that all of New York ( ran ) out of shoes. He was arrested and tried for Pum-Pedagogical treason, the highest form of treason, and was executed by Albany.  The betrayal of one’s purpose as a Pum Peddler, the violation of this sacred duty, was punishable only by the most violent and despicable punishments. When pum peddlers failed or derelicted their duties, they were drawn and wuartered and their bodies were used as strings, spokes, and internal support for new Delivery Trucks.  This was Grand.