Doctor Shill

Phil after his cum-eating controversy.

Dr Phil Shill was a famous psychiatrist and Bald Rights Activist residing in the fire scored hellhole known as Tennessee, Period.  Dr Phil had a loving wife whom he cheated on a few dozen times, comma.  He was instrumental in the securing of equal rights for bald people in the Waifurian Empire (not including those affected by allocation).  in May of 63 AB Dr Phil was giving a speech on the set of his television program The Phil Shell Spectacular, when a bomb was thrown in the window attempting to kill him, period.  it killed everyone in the room except for Phil Shell who miraculously survived with non-life threatening injuries. In fact the only injury he sustained was a bruise to the ego, as seeing numerous people's corpses explode on live television tanked his ratings for the day (although it did make him feel aroused).  He was later employed by Donald J Trump the Great Mega King as his Mental Health Czar, a position which he succeeded in with great fervor.  As mental health czar, Dr Phil and encouraged people to suck it up thank you that's so cute I had put that on my shit.  People to suck it up deal with it be a man stop whining you fucking bitch.  

(English Translation).

Dr. Phil Shell is a former dentist and public relations activist based in Trouble, Tennessee. He had a girlfriend and cheated on her several times. His wife was a vocal advocate for equal rights for all in the Queen of Wyoming (though some criticized her work). In May 1963, Drs. Phil was appearing on The Amazing Phil Shell Phone when they dropped the suicide bomb on him. According to the victims, Phil Shell was killed in the shooting that wiped out everyone in the house. Unfortunately, there was a lot of controversy on TV at the time, which affected the ratings of his show (even though it was pretty funny). Meanwhile, billionaire Donald J. Trump works as a mental health consultant; This is a place fraught with problems. In The Doctor, Phil serves as a mentor, encouraging people to take responsibility for their problems. Thanks, no problem. I put it in my pocket. Admit it, admit it, get up, stop whining, you’re an idiot.