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Ambutakam during his final non-insectoidal moments.

Ambutakam was an ancient high priest of the Cummonious Order, established in midwestern Africa in 233 BB. He passed away during intercourse when his testicles, which he claimed "were about to bust", did in fact, bust, and his nutsack exploded. Cum and bodily fluids dripped from this gaping hole for several hours, while Ambutakam remained unconscious. Eventually, he was blessed with the presence of Ugandan Corn Beetles, who entered his penile cavity and began eating away at his organs from the inside out. Through this process, Ambutakam's soul was digested by these insects, and, through photobilbiorespiration, he was born again, as a writhing swarm of cum-guzzling Ugandan Corn Beetles. Ambutakam became the High Priest of Insects, and traveled across Africa guzzling semen and consuming more and more innocent men, until, finally, one day, the earth opened up and swallowed him whole, sending him plunging to his death to Agartha, where his insectoidal body was feasted upon by the Agarthans.

These ancient Corn Beetles would eventually evolve into wasps; hence, Ambutakam was the ancient ancestor of the Bilb Wasp Home.

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 [[File:Ambutakam.png|thumb|Ambutakam during his final non-insectoidal moments. ]]
-Ambutakam was an ancient high priest of the Cummonious Order, established in midwestern Africa in 301,323,323,532 BB. He passed away during intercourse when his testicles, which he claimed "were about to bust", did in fact, bust, and his nutsack exploded. Cum and bodily fluids dripped from this gaping hole for several hours, while Ambutakam remained unconscious. Eventually, he was blessed with the presence of [[Ugandan Corn Beetles- A Study- Published by Dr. S. T. Orage|Ugandan Corn Beetles]], who entered his penile cavity and began eating away at his organs from the inside out. Through this process, Ambutakam's soul was digested by these insects, and, through photobilbiorespiration, he was born again, as a writhing swarm of cum-guzzling Ugandan Corn Beetles. Ambutakam became the High Priest of Insects, and traveled across Africa guzzling semen and consuming more and more innocent men, until, finally, one day, the earth opened up and swallowed him whole, sending him plunging to his death to Agartha, where his insectoidal body was feasted upon by the [[Agartha|Agarthans]].
+Ambutakam was an ancient high priest of the Cummonious Order, established in midwestern Africa in 233 BB. He passed away during intercourse when his testicles, which he claimed "were about to bust", did in fact, bust, and his nutsack exploded. Cum and bodily fluids dripped from this gaping hole for several hours, while Ambutakam remained unconscious. Eventually, he was blessed with the presence of [[Ugandan Corn Beetles- A Study- Published by Dr. S. T. Orage|Ugandan Corn Beetles]], who entered his penile cavity and began eating away at his organs from the inside out. Through this process, Ambutakam's soul was digested by these insects, and, through photobilbiorespiration, he was born again, as a writhing swarm of cum-guzzling Ugandan Corn Beetles. Ambutakam became the High Priest of Insects, and traveled across Africa guzzling semen and consuming more and more innocent men, until, finally, one day, the earth opened up and swallowed him whole, sending him plunging to his death to Agartha, where his insectoidal body was feasted upon by the [[Agartha|Agarthans]].
 These ancient Corn Beetles would eventually evolve into wasps; hence, Ambutakam was the ancient ancestor of the [[Bilb Wasp Home|Bilb Wasp Home.]]