Facehome

The Facehome.

Facehome
Aliases	Facehouse
Relatives	Eye of Sauron (Uncle)
Affiliation	Libertarian Party of Oregon
Occupation	Guardian of the West City
Biographical information
Date of birth	08/22/19 BB
Place of birth	Portland, Oregon
Date of death	N/A
Place of death	N/A
Physical description
Species	Ji'ahramuth
Gender	Bloser
Height	14'7
Weight	34 Tons
Eye color	Hellified
Appearances

The Facehome was an anti-establishment Libertarian party candidate who ran for State Senate in Oregon's 3rd congressional district during the 2020 Election. A native of Portland Oregon, the Facehome ran on a platform of bringing 'eternal damnation' to the rest of Oregon, something which polled rather unfavorably with most Oregonians. As a result, the Facehome was knocked out of the election during the primaries, and was forced to concede to incumbent Dan Fakley.

This terrible loss frustrated the Facehome. Its ever-deepening hatred for mortals only grew stronger. It began privately funding a Super PAC, which it dubbed the 'No Lives Matter' PAC. For some reason that the Facehome didn't understand, the PAC failed to generate much money. Donations were hard to procure from a voter base that was at least 94% human. By the end of 0 AB (2020), the PAC had generated a Grand total of $5.62 PSD (Portlandish Standard Dollar).

The Facehome retired from politics after the colossal disaster, and instead began focusing on growing a small startup knitting sweaters. This business was incredibly successful, and eventually expanded outside of Portland Oregon under the name 'Home Goods'. The Sweaters were, of course, never revealed to the consumer to have been manufactured in the Omniverse's first Manmade hell, and were instead purported to have been manufactured via child labor in South Asia (something Americans were much more comfortable with).