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Flopsi-Synchronic Ringsplit Immolation (F.R.I.) was a highly infectious disease which spread across much of mainland Australia in 32 B.B. | Flopsi-Synchronic Ringsplit Immolation (F.R.I.) was a highly infectious disease which spread across much of mainland Australia in 32 B.B. | ||
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F.R.I. was quite a mysterious pathogen, as nobody could identify the cause or source of the deadly outbreak. Our readers should not be shocked to learn that the actual creator of this bizarre disease was the [[United States of America|United States]] Government. | F.R.I. was quite a mysterious pathogen, as nobody could identify the cause or source of the deadly outbreak. Our readers should not be shocked to learn that the actual creator of this bizarre disease was the [[United States of America|United States]] Government. | ||
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Over 9 million Australians died from this disease, and most of the rest of the population perished thirty years later after the unwelcome arrival of the [[Downward Spiral]] over of most of Australia. | Over 9 million Australians died from this disease, and most of the rest of the population perished thirty years later after the unwelcome arrival of the [[Downward Spiral]] over of most of Australia. | ||
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Revision as of 12:59, 26 July 2022
Flopsi-Synchronic Ringsplit Immolation (F.R.I.) was a highly infectious disease which spread across much of mainland Australia in 32 B.B.
F.R.I. was quite a mysterious pathogen, as nobody could identify the cause or source of the deadly outbreak. Our readers should not be shocked to learn that the actual creator of this bizarre disease was the United States Government.
Why
As part of a plan of contingency, should the rest of the world fall to Combine control, the United States Government began engineering the disease. The rings were created from hyper-energetic bacteria which consumed any and all manners of organic material laid before them. The rings were first tested on captive Combine soldiers in the Black MESA Research Facility.
The Science Team Captain, Dr. Tyren White, had encouraged torturing Combine troops, rather than capturing innocent civilians, as torture of prisoners of war was a patriotic American Tradition.
The disease leaked from the lab and spread to U.S. President George H.W. Bush, who then traveled to Australia on diplomatic business. George H.W. Bush was Patient Zero of Flopsi-Synchronic Ringsplit Immolation.
Over 9 million Australians died from this disease, and most of the rest of the population perished thirty years later after the unwelcome arrival of the Downward Spiral over of most of Australia.