G- Man

G Man is a Stage 3 Metaphysical being. He is the father of Keith Cumshoes, and Grandfather to Richard Nixon. His current whereabouts are unknown, however, he has been known to appear from seemingly nowhere and nudge things his way, from time to time. He is noted in being a key player in the China-Mars Conflict of 4 A.B. He persuaded Chinese Prime Minister, Winnie the Pooh, into stepping out of the Cumsmen. He is known for his cryptic extradimensional meetings and hidden messages. He is also commonly at great odds with the Silent Man,Gordon Freeman. He has been featured on a few of Rick Hernia and Keith Cumshoes' spiritual lyrical beats, much to the dismay of Richard Nixon. His wife, 6, is dead.

6
Aliases	The G-Man G-Man G Lil G Supplesex G-Cunt
Relatives	Son- Keith Cumshoes Grandson- Richard Nixon
Affiliation	West Andromeda Employment Services
Occupation	Employer
Biographical information
Marital status	Husband
Date of birth	09-09-334,225 B.B.
Place of birth	Brentalian 4
Physical description
Species	Employer
Gender	Male
Height	6'4
Weight	4,765,433 Kg.
Eye color	Green
Appearances
Appears in	Half-Life 3 Intro Sequence