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== Overview == | |||
The Glue Factory Incident was a massively influential event which occurred on January 20th, 1 A.B. (2021 U.S. Time). It was the culmination of years of tension between the [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Great MAGA King]] and then Supreme Chair of the [[The Board of Waifuria|Board Of Waifuria]], [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Joe Biden]]. The two men had grown weary of each other's political attacks and agreed to meet to further discuss a possible peace treaty at the Albuquerque Glue Factory. The talks proceeded without incident at first. Unfortunately, the G-Man had also decided this would be a fine location to meet with his son, Keith Cumshoes, to discuss the circumstances of the death of Keith's Mother, [[6]]. | |||
The G-Man also chose this venue because he was currently the subject of a nationwide manhunt, after murdering dozens of innocent civilians and allegedly destroying the scene of his wife's death (or murder) at a New Year's Eve party. He wanted a private location where he could speak to Keith without worrying about Unforeseen Consequences. | |||
=== "Nasty Piece of Work" Comments === | |||
The MAGA King's Delegation and the [[The Board of Waifuria|Board of Waifuria]]'s Delegation had elected to meet in the foyer of the Glue Factory. However, this was where G-Man decided to appear, with [[Keith Cumshoes]] imprisoned in an indeterminate dark matter cage. When the G-Man saw that there were two beings in his proximity, during this delicate situation with his son, he became annoyed. Witnesses claim the G-Man slowly approached [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Joe Biden]] and told him he was a "Nasty Piece of Work", which allegedly offended the rotten-minded Supreme Chairman. The G-Man then asked to have the room to speak with Keith Cumshoes. Biden, still enraged, refused. | |||
=== Glue Form & Keith's Psychotic Break === | |||
The two parties agreed to simply proceed as planned with their respective operations; however, a member of [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Donald Trump]]'s delegation repeatedly masturbated to Keith Cumshoes, which the G-Man found enthralling and thus distracted him from his son. | |||
Eventually, G-Man broke the news of 6's death to Keith, upon which Keith entered a state of total mental destruction which would last approximately 36 hours. Keith began emitting pulses of energy at random, his father's universe-bending abilities finally coming to fruition in the young entity. He broke from his cage and sent the fragments flying, which promptly created miniature blackholes that scattered around the foyer. Joe Biden, the MAGA King, and G-Man escaped the room, however they left all of their delegation members to die in the Glue Factory. The Death Toll is thought to stand at approximately 340,403,130,302, as the blackholes only grow stronger with each passing day and have become a moderate 'person of interest' to the Albuquerque Police Department. | |||
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Revision as of 05:40, 21 May 2022
Overview
The Glue Factory Incident was a massively influential event which occurred on January 20th, 1 A.B. (2021 U.S. Time). It was the culmination of years of tension between the Great MAGA King and then Supreme Chair of the Board Of Waifuria, Joe Biden. The two men had grown weary of each other's political attacks and agreed to meet to further discuss a possible peace treaty at the Albuquerque Glue Factory. The talks proceeded without incident at first. Unfortunately, the G-Man had also decided this would be a fine location to meet with his son, Keith Cumshoes, to discuss the circumstances of the death of Keith's Mother, 6.
The G-Man also chose this venue because he was currently the subject of a nationwide manhunt, after murdering dozens of innocent civilians and allegedly destroying the scene of his wife's death (or murder) at a New Year's Eve party. He wanted a private location where he could speak to Keith without worrying about Unforeseen Consequences.
"Nasty Piece of Work" Comments
The MAGA King's Delegation and the Board of Waifuria's Delegation had elected to meet in the foyer of the Glue Factory. However, this was where G-Man decided to appear, with Keith Cumshoes imprisoned in an indeterminate dark matter cage. When the G-Man saw that there were two beings in his proximity, during this delicate situation with his son, he became annoyed. Witnesses claim the G-Man slowly approached Joe Biden and told him he was a "Nasty Piece of Work", which allegedly offended the rotten-minded Supreme Chairman. The G-Man then asked to have the room to speak with Keith Cumshoes. Biden, still enraged, refused.
Glue Form & Keith's Psychotic Break
The two parties agreed to simply proceed as planned with their respective operations; however, a member of Donald Trump's delegation repeatedly masturbated to Keith Cumshoes, which the G-Man found enthralling and thus distracted him from his son.
Eventually, G-Man broke the news of 6's death to Keith, upon which Keith entered a state of total mental destruction which would last approximately 36 hours. Keith began emitting pulses of energy at random, his father's universe-bending abilities finally coming to fruition in the young entity. He broke from his cage and sent the fragments flying, which promptly created miniature blackholes that scattered around the foyer. Joe Biden, the MAGA King, and G-Man escaped the room, however they left all of their delegation members to die in the Glue Factory. The Death Toll is thought to stand at approximately 340,403,130,302, as the blackholes only grow stronger with each passing day and have become a moderate 'person of interest' to the Albuquerque Police Department.