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| [[File:Reservoir.png|thumb|(The only known photo of Hubert to ever exist. Its origins remain unclear.)]]
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| {{Character|relatives=G-0001 - Bastard Child|affiliation=G-0001
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| Himself|occupation=Rick Hernia Death Specialist|birthDate=Unknown|birthPlace=Kimynu|deathDate=625,390 AB|deathPlace=Ghetsin-3|species=Abomination|gender=Male|height=6'11|eyes=Brown|image=}}
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| === Description: ===
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| Hubert Jenkins Reservoir II was the grand culmination of G-0001’s scheme to undermine The Employers. He was comprised of the DNA of the greatest warriors in Omniversal history. Notable individuals that comprised his genetic code include Rick Hernia, Keith Cumshoes, Director Phovus, and Corvizus.
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| === Origins: ===
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| Following the events of Operation Warp Speed, and his accidental uncovering of the Final Moment, G-0001 decided that the only reasonable course of action left to take was to begin a campaign across the Omniverse to undermine the influence of The Employers. Given that G-0001 was one of the highest ranking among the G-Men, only rivaled in Employeric brownie points by G-8520, he was well aware of Rick Hernia’s importance to The Employers. It was then he set his sights on devising a way to kill Rick as to squander The Employers’ plans. The displays of power he had shown on Nova Khoria and Tashiin Prime, during his battles with the revived Director Phovus and Corvizus respectively, gave G-0001 a good measure of his power and he knew that creating something that could match that kind of strength would take an immense amount of effort. Perhaps too much to simply make it on his own. He would need to seek out the finest cloners in the Omniverse…
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| === Arrival on Kimynu: ===
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| G-0001 stepped through the void-white spacedoor onto one of the famous floating cities that the Kimynuans inhabited. Learning the location of the Kimynuan High Priest, he struck a deal with him. G-0001 would receive unlimited access to the finest cloning equipment that Kimynu could provide, and in return the surface of Kimynu would not only have actual land but this time it won't all be desert so no one accidentally floods the entire world again. Thankfully for G-0001, none of the Kimynuans questioned why the hell some of the DNA samples were from beings considered long-dead eons ago but were as fresh as if they had been collected no more than a few hours ago. With everything set in motion, G-0001 sat back and waited for the right time to, well, nudge…
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| === The Birth of Hubert Jenkins Reservoir: ===
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| It took several millennia, but that was to be expected from a being of such unimaginable power. Hubert’s “birth” was not a peaceful one, his mere awakening released a shockwave that annihilated the entire floating city he was being formed in and shook continents halfway around the planet. He remained there in the air, motionless. Only G-0001 had survived his birth. “Welcome home, dearie.” G-0001’s voice rang through Hubert's mind. “What is this? What is this place?” Hubert was confused, understandable for a being whose first moments in existence consisted of accidental mass death. “This is the planet Kimynu. You were made here.” G-0001 responded, hardly able to contain his excitement. “I remember… a tube. I was in a tube. Where are they? The people who created me… where are they?” Hubert’s confusion only grew, unsure of how he ended up here or what happened to the nice people working on him. “They are safe, my dear. Through the door, if you would.” G-0001 motioned towards the spacedoor he had just opened. Hubert obliged.
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| It was there in G-0001’s pocket dimension floating through the Nowhere that Hubert was informed of G-0001's goals. He wanted to stop this “Rick” person.
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| The next few thousand years of Hubert’s life were spent in his father's pocket dimension testing his strength using whatever poor sop G-0001 ripped from across space and time. However, Hubert grew increasingly bored. Each time he faced an opponent, they went down easier than the last. It got to the point G-0001 had to make routine trips to the Outervoid to snatch the horrors that dwelled there on a regular basis so Hubert wasn't bored. Needless to say, Hubert’s early life wasn't exactly normal. This continued for centuries, and Hubert only continued to grow stronger...
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| === Perfection: ===
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| Every moment of his life, Hubert could feel the power coursing through his very being. That power, the power of the Omniverse's greatest warriors, he loved it. He loved it more than anything he had ever loved before, including his "father." He knew by now of G-0001's scheme to bring him to life. It meant very little to him. What mattered now was that he now existed. The culmination of history's strongest. Could there be any other word to describe him but perfection?
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| === Evil Unchained: ===
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| Hubert hovered calmly in G-0001's pocket dimension silently meditating to himself, the blood of several Outervoidal horrors still stained his body. Suddenly, he felt a rush of air fill the space surrounding him. Behind him, G-0001 entered from a spacedoor. "Hello, dearie." his so-called "father" spoke, a twinge of excitement in his voice. "I see you have not brought any opponents, father." Hubert replied, annoyed that this frail old man couldn't even bother himself to provide a challenge along with him. "I do apologize for that, dearie. For you see, I believe you are finally, well, ''ready.''" This surprised Hubert. He had trained for millennia, but from what his creator had told him this "Rick Hernia" was an unbelievably strong opponent. "Are you certain, father?" Hubert asked, not that G-0001's opinion on the matter meant anything to him. "Quite so. The time in which my former employers' wretched misconduct is finally avenged draws ever nearer. Come Hubert, your purpose must be fulfilled." Hubert had never been so excited in his life, he was finally going to face off against Rick Hernia. He would finally have the challenge he had so desperately craved for all those years.
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| === Revolution: ===
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