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The J was the divine Daughtress of Chraunor. She was the godess of the 'j' sound in languages across the Omniverse. Born 'Chraunoria', she was offered this position as god of 'J' because she struggled to find employment after attaining her Bachelors' degree in English from Sixbahle University. J was the mother of Jhristopher Jolumbus, an inconsequencial Jenoan explorer who was shot in the head by Aeternian Goldmuskets upon arriving on Hispanola in 608 BB. Then-king of Spain Ferdinand VII was mired by the loss of Jhristopher, who he had paid to conquer 'India' (i.e. the Caribbean), and thusly chose to never to allow the pronunciation of the 'J' sound in all of Aragon again. This resulted in the spanish language pronouncing the letter 'J' as 'H', and also explains J's imporcian disdain for paella, gazpacho, and other succulent spanish dishes.