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== Mohammad Rajab Wali == | == Mohammad Rajab Wali == | ||
The J-Man was in cahoots with fellow Mummycritic [[Mohammad Rajab Wali]], and the two plotted a coup of the [[North American Overlorddom|Overlorddom]] in 2 AB. Unfortunately, their plans were shattered when Mohammad became infuriated that the J-Man did not support [[Kurdistan]]. Wali demanded the J-Man leave Texas USA (Where Wali was, 24/7, every day). | The J-Man was in cahoots with fellow Mummycritic [[Mohammad Rajab Wali]], and the two plotted a coup of the [[North American Overlorddom|Overlorddom]] in 2 AB. Unfortunately, their plans were shattered when Mohammad became infuriated that the J-Man did not support [[Kurdistan]]. Wali demanded the J-Man leave Texas USA (Where Wali was, 24/7, every day). | ||
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The J-Man was a celibate quasi-omnipotent entity who resided in a small home near Calgary, Canada. He was a distant cousin of the G-Man, and was the illegitimate offspring of the Employer of Balance, the Auditor.
Psychology
The J-Man was a renowned psychologist across North America, and was an avid critic of Joe Biden's reformation of North American into the first Grand American Overlorddom.
Emotional Derangement
The J-Man ate an exclusively all-meat diet and frequently cried on camera, lamenting the pitiful state of Earth (which was pitiful at all times).
Mohammad Rajab Wali
The J-Man was in cahoots with fellow Mummycritic Mohammad Rajab Wali, and the two plotted a coup of the Overlorddom in 2 AB. Unfortunately, their plans were shattered when Mohammad became infuriated that the J-Man did not support Kurdistan. Wali demanded the J-Man leave Texas USA (Where Wali was, 24/7, every day).