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Jacksonville Florida was built on the remnants of Miami, Florida, which was obliterated by a [[Combine]] missile in 20 B.B. during [[The great META war|the Great META War.]]  
Jacksonville Florida was built on the remnants of Miami, Florida, which was obliterated by a [[Combine]] missile in 20 B.B. during [[The great META war|the Great META War.]]  


It was originally going to be just a rebuilt version of Miami; however, the people from the surrounding area, although mostly democratic, suddenly all collectively began loathing [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Bill Clinton]] It was as if someone had flipped a switch in their heads, and they had all had their political opinions nudged. As such, they voted to secede from the [[United States of America|Union]]. Then-President of the United States Bill Clinton reportedly said on the subject;  "I don't care, man, it's Florida!"
It was originally going to be just a rebuilt version of Miami; however, the people from the surrounding area, although mostly democratic, suddenly all collectively began loathing Bill Clinton. It was as if someone had flipped a switch in their heads, and they had all had their political opinions nudged. As such, they voted to secede from the [[United States of America|Union]]. Then-President of the United States Bill Clinton reportedly said on the subject;  "I don't care, man, it's Florida!"

Revision as of 09:59, 9 June 2022

Jacksonville Florida

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Overview

Jacksonville Florida (not to be confused with Jacksonville, Florida) was an incredibly wealthy and successful city-state located south of the U.S.A.

Wakanda Comparisons

An aerial view of Jacksonville Florida

Often compared to the fictional city of Wakanda from comic books, the technological advancements made here were years ahead of the rest of the world. It was led by a man known only as Perry. He rarely actually visited Jacksonville Florida, instead preferring to take an extreme 'laissez-faire' approach. It worked miraculously; the country quickly rose to a global superpower status.

History

Jacksonville Florida was built on the remnants of Miami, Florida, which was obliterated by a Combine missile in 20 B.B. during the Great META War.

It was originally going to be just a rebuilt version of Miami; however, the people from the surrounding area, although mostly democratic, suddenly all collectively began loathing Bill Clinton. It was as if someone had flipped a switch in their heads, and they had all had their political opinions nudged. As such, they voted to secede from the Union. Then-President of the United States Bill Clinton reportedly said on the subject; "I don't care, man, it's Florida!"