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Jeff was one of very few life-forms on Ganymede, so he became very lonely on the barren rocky surface of the [[Jupiter|Jovian]] moon. After several hundred years in total isolation, Jeff had amassed a respectable collection of rocks, who he assigned personalities and names. His favorite rock was his chosen partner, Rocky, who was a piece of granite, approximately 4.053 billion years of age. | Jeff was one of very few life-forms on Ganymede, so he became very lonely on the barren rocky surface of the [[Jupiter|Jovian]] moon. After several hundred years in total isolation, Jeff had amassed a respectable collection of rocks, who he assigned personalities and names. His favorite rock was his chosen partner, Rocky, who was a piece of granite, approximately 4.053 billion years of age. | ||
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Revision as of 08:15, 2 September 2022
Jeff Brown was the self-declared ruler of Callisto, and was severely delusional.
Inception
A reanimated human skeleton, Jeff was created by the Ganymede Factoid Wench as a partner for 'intimate' activities; however, Jeff, upon his reanimation, proudly declared that he was 'one hundred and nine percent homosexual', jumping out of the Factoid Burrow's tallest tower. After spending several days as an inanimate pile of bones, Jeff awoke, and began running across Ganymede, exploring his surroundings with great fascinations.
Loneliness & Grand Delusions
Jeff was one of very few life-forms on Ganymede, so he became very lonely on the barren rocky surface of the Jovian moon. After several hundred years in total isolation, Jeff had amassed a respectable collection of rocks, who he assigned personalities and names. His favorite rock was his chosen partner, Rocky, who was a piece of granite, approximately 4.053 billion years of age.