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This was the first | == Overview == | ||
Joe Biden (Legumish Incarnate) was the [[Legume]]'s first Omniversal Acquiescence Fusion. The Soul of [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Joe Biden]] was pulled from the imploding star Alpha Centauri B on a throne forged from Centaurian starmetal. He was engulfed in a microcosmic supernova and hurtled toward [[Berrand]] at 5 times the speed of light, bending spacetime around him at his will. | |||
== Legumish Intervention == | |||
This was the first Legumish Intervention (Second, counting the events of the [[Consequences]]). It was executed by Supreme [[The Warshippers|Warshipper]] [[Francis Merrigold]], after completing Orgy Time. Francis performed the Incarnation ritual when he heard word from [[Rick Hernia]] of the events of the failed [[Liberation of Berrand]]. Francis felt that the Omniverse was headed for disaster with [[Hunter Biden]]'s power growing ever stronger. Francis foresaw great suffering and destruction, and then, darkness. He vowed to prevent this cataclysm, and so he summoned Joe Biden's superheated soul from depths of Alpha Centauri B, imploding the middle-stage star. | |||
== Hunter's Clones == | |||
[[Hunter Biden]] had, at this time, been ruling [[Berrand]] for nearly a thousand years. [[New Memphis]] had grown into a bustling metropolis, becoming a major shipping hub in the outer reaches of the Omniverse. Hunter's slave laborers had gradually forgotten about their lives on [[Dutt Kroasis]] before their kidnapping, and had grown to welcome their new lifestyle. | |||
Hunter Biden had begun assembling a clone army of himself on [[Berrand]], employing top scientists from Kamino and Noxia. Hunter aimed to cleanse the Omniverse of the Legume and the Force, and trained his clones to suss out potential force-wielders. | |||
Hunter had his first batch of clones, nearly 1,000, on display outside of his palace. Hunter was giving a speech about his plans to conquer the Omniverse when suddenly, a large hyper-white ball of fire crashed into the ground nearby. [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Joe Biden]] rose from the ashes on his starmetal throne, and raised his hands, shooting solar flares at Hunter and his legion. | |||
All of Hunter's clones were killed in the process. After a tense exchange between the two of them, and a traumatic experience for Hunter Biden, Joe shot back up into the atmosphere, traveling to the cloning facility and flying straight into the Breeding Center. Hunter's entire clone army was destroyed in this instant. [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|The Mummy]] flew back up into the cosmos, with one final goal in mind- chocolate chocolate chip. | |||
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Revision as of 01:41, 11 July 2022
Overview
Joe Biden (Legumish Incarnate) was the Legume's first Omniversal Acquiescence Fusion. The Soul of Joe Biden was pulled from the imploding star Alpha Centauri B on a throne forged from Centaurian starmetal. He was engulfed in a microcosmic supernova and hurtled toward Berrand at 5 times the speed of light, bending spacetime around him at his will.
Legumish Intervention
This was the first Legumish Intervention (Second, counting the events of the Consequences). It was executed by Supreme Warshipper Francis Merrigold, after completing Orgy Time. Francis performed the Incarnation ritual when he heard word from Rick Hernia of the events of the failed Liberation of Berrand. Francis felt that the Omniverse was headed for disaster with Hunter Biden's power growing ever stronger. Francis foresaw great suffering and destruction, and then, darkness. He vowed to prevent this cataclysm, and so he summoned Joe Biden's superheated soul from depths of Alpha Centauri B, imploding the middle-stage star.
Hunter's Clones
Hunter Biden had, at this time, been ruling Berrand for nearly a thousand years. New Memphis had grown into a bustling metropolis, becoming a major shipping hub in the outer reaches of the Omniverse. Hunter's slave laborers had gradually forgotten about their lives on Dutt Kroasis before their kidnapping, and had grown to welcome their new lifestyle.
Hunter Biden had begun assembling a clone army of himself on Berrand, employing top scientists from Kamino and Noxia. Hunter aimed to cleanse the Omniverse of the Legume and the Force, and trained his clones to suss out potential force-wielders.
Hunter had his first batch of clones, nearly 1,000, on display outside of his palace. Hunter was giving a speech about his plans to conquer the Omniverse when suddenly, a large hyper-white ball of fire crashed into the ground nearby. Joe Biden rose from the ashes on his starmetal throne, and raised his hands, shooting solar flares at Hunter and his legion.
All of Hunter's clones were killed in the process. After a tense exchange between the two of them, and a traumatic experience for Hunter Biden, Joe shot back up into the atmosphere, traveling to the cloning facility and flying straight into the Breeding Center. Hunter's entire clone army was destroyed in this instant. The Mummy flew back up into the cosmos, with one final goal in mind- chocolate chocolate chip.