Joesetta Stone

Joe

The Joesetta Stone was a chunk of an ancient Byzantine warship temple, dedicated to their demigod-like, centuries-reigning Emperor, Joseph R. Biden. The stone contained numerous engravings, written in an indecipherable, Hieroglyphic-like language. It was later determined that this language was a variation of Cairo Hiero, but its characters were of a language discovered in prehistoric skyships found under the Pinto Ocean on Ghetsin III. The reason that this stone contained ancient Ghetsinian characters, used to describe an Earthlean language, remains unknown to all Omniversal Scholars, however it was speculated that the stone was in some way launched into the Earth from across the galaxy, around 800 BB. The reason for this action are unknown. The text of the stone, decoded, reads:

"us priests of a temple in Memphis support ht reign of thirteen-hundred year old Joe Biden, on the first anniversary of his coronation. the god who maketh himself manifest, whose deeds are beautiful."

It is thought that Memphis, Egypt, and Memphis, Tennessee, both derived their names from this mysterious 'Memphis'. However, no such city ever existed on Ghetsin III.

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