Keith Cumshoes

Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes is a tier 2 Physical entity and Rick Hernia's best friend. He is one of the last surviving members of the ancient Scott Morrison clan.

Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes
Aliases	Keith, Sir Cumsalot, Sir Chungus, N****r Faggot, Mr. Cumshoes (Referred to by Gman), (Will also respond to "Gay Retard")
Relatives	Unnamed Mother Unnamed Father Emperor Valvoline (Brother) Richard Nixon (Son)
Affiliation	M.T.O Cadets (Formerly), M.T.O Military (Unknown Regiment) (Formerly), M.T.O Veterans (Current), Rick Hernia's Cum Cult (Current)
Occupation	M.T.O Foot Soldier (Formerly, Musician (Current)
Biographical information
Marital status	Joe Biden (188 B.B. - 194 B.B.) (Divorced)
Date of birth	July 4th 183 B.B.
Place of birth	The North Western Rice Fields (aka. Alaska)
Physical description
Species	Groot (Tier 2 Physical Being)
Gender	Male
Height	12' 3"
Weight	8000 lbs
Eye color	Black
Appearances
Appears in	4 Times, 4 Times (Remastered), BA$EDGOD, Click Bitch, G@NG $H!T 2, Joe Biden's Birthing Suite, BA$ED FREESTYLE SYMPHONY NO. 002 IN A MINOR, Shrek 2, Santa Cock's Steamy Festive Freestyle, I Know Joe
Debut	4 Times

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  Artists Depiction Of Keith Cumshoes
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  Keith Cumshoes Discharged With Non Life Threatening Injuries
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  A Constipated Keith Cumshoes
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  Keith Cumshoes School Photo (185 B.B.)