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[[Keith Cumshoes|Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes]] is a tier 2 Physical entity and Rick Hernia's best friend. He is one of the last surviving members of the ancient Scott Morrison clan. {{Character|name=Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes|image=|imagecaption=|aliases=Keith, | [[Keith Cumshoes|Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes]] is a tier 2 Physical entity and Rick Hernia's best friend. He is one of the last surviving members of the ancient Scott Morrison clan. | ||
== Early Life == | |||
Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes was born on July 4th, 183 B.B. (Before Ba$edgod), in a small farmhouse in New York. He was born to his Mother, 6, and his father, The G- Man (Both were able to reproduce via their own metaphysical terrestrial-acceptable manifestations. The couple raised him with traditional, religion based values, which he went on to disavow. He has been known to preach moderate conservatism, centrism, atheism, and aneurysm. His interests in these subjects are thought by most to have been based in his kindergarten education on Titan, although nobody is quite sure. The archives are incomplete on the subject of Keith Cumshoes; as whenever he is asked about his past, he screams and his ears float off of his head. {{Character|name=Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes|image=|imagecaption=|aliases=Keith, | |||
Sir Cumsalot, | Sir Cumsalot, | ||
Revision as of 21:44, 24 September 2020
Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes is a tier 2 Physical entity and Rick Hernia's best friend. He is one of the last surviving members of the ancient Scott Morrison clan.
Early Life
Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes was born on July 4th, 183 B.B. (Before Ba$edgod), in a small farmhouse in New York. He was born to his Mother, 6, and his father, The G- Man (Both were able to reproduce via their own metaphysical terrestrial-acceptable manifestations. The couple raised him with traditional, religion based values, which he went on to disavow. He has been known to preach moderate conservatism, centrism, atheism, and aneurysm. His interests in these subjects are thought by most to have been based in his kindergarten education on Titan, although nobody is quite sure. The archives are incomplete on the subject of Keith Cumshoes; as whenever he is asked about his past, he screams and his ears float off of his head.
| Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Keith,
Sir Cumsalot, Sir Chungus, N****r Faggot, Mr. Cumshoes (Referred to by Gman), (Will also respond to "Gay Retard") |
| Relatives | Unnamed Mother
Unnamed Father Emperor Valvoline (Brother) Richard Nixon (Son) |
| Affiliation | M.T.O Cadets (Formerly),
M.T.O Military (Unknown Regiment) (Formerly), M.T.O Veterans (Current), Rick Hernia's Cum Cult (Current) |
| Occupation | M.T.O Foot Soldier (Formerly, Musician (Current) |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | Joe Biden (188 B.B. - 194 B.B.) (Divorced) |
| Date of birth | July 4th 183 B.B. |
| Place of birth | The North Western Rice Fields (aka. Alaska) |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Groot (Tier 2 Physical Being) |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 12' 3" |
| Weight | 8000 lbs |
| Eye color | Black |
| Appearances | |
| Appears in | 4 Times,
4 Times (Remastered), BA$EDGOD, Click Bitch, G@NG $H!T 2, Joe Biden's Birthing Suite, BA$ED FREESTYLE SYMPHONY NO. 002 IN A MINOR, Shrek 2, Santa Cock's Steamy Festive Freestyle, I Know Joe |
| Debut | 4 Times |
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Artists Depiction Of Keith Cumshoes -
Keith Cumshoes Discharged With Non Life Threatening Injuries -
A Constipated Keith Cumshoes -
Keith Cumshoes School Photo (185 B.B.)
