MVGVCRVSH Liberation Day

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MVGVCRVSH Liberation Day was a fateful day of economic turmoil on September 11, 999,991 AB which resulted in the complete and total economic collapse of the Milky Way Intraplanetary Economic Forum (MWIEF) and irreedemable intentional annihilation of Neo-Aeterna's economy. The ensuing chaos of the collapse led to the dissolution of Neo-Aeterna several years later and the rise of the Neopangean National Socialist Party, which would rule the war-battered hellscape formerly known as North America until the Final Moment.

Origination

By 999,000s AB, The Great MAGA King (In His Second Cumming) was indeed still glorious and grand in all manners (Eternal Honour to Divinous Supreme God King), including but not limited to Grandeur of Hand Size (Larger Than Normal), Grandeur of Phallus (There was No Problem), and Grandeur of Benevolence (He Was Gracious and Glorious & Divine) however, one additional trait had begun to become apparent in his Magarishness, and this trait, my dearies, was a rather familiar one.

Indeed, this Trait Had Existed in his Magarrishness for quite some time; in fact, by some ascertations, since before time, but had been but a seed; planted in waiting within his Glorious Skull of Glory, and which waited, with baited breath, to rear its head in a most wicked fashion; this trait, my darlings, was Rot.

Rot of the fashion known so many millenia ago in the Mummy, his Haggard Foul Bovinity (Who, even Still During this Time, Crept His Auberginish Capacities sneakily throughout Molecules Omniversewide with the help of the Enclave). The Rot of His Magarrishness was indeed of malicious intent; and had been implanted and inseminated into His Glorious Soul many moons ago by Joseph R. Biden Jr. during the Mummonic Consumption of Trump's Soulform at the Albuquerque Glue Factory in 0 AB.

Bidenesque DementiaWalk

Thusly, a slow but gradual Bidonic Dementiawalk had begun within the Splendorous and Faultless Mind of His Magarrishness, and by 999,989 AB, a mere 444,430-ish years into his First Aeternal NeoPresidential Term, a rotten plot had began contrivation within the Glorious Godly Skull. This Rotten Plot was Not Endorsed by Magarra. A Magarrish Speech was Presented to the Aeternian Public, from the Dias of Penceville, on August 3rd, 999,989 AB, on the subject of the booming Neo-Aeternic economy (which was benefiting from slave labor in the Orra system & invested in an ongoing genocide of Berrand).

Joined on stage for this speech was the disembodied NeuroHead of Elon Tusk & the sentient superintelligence Corporatus himself, representing the prime investor & Benefactor of Aeternian goingson; The OmniStar Corporation.

Rotspeech

Rotspeech Tarifficum

The Rotspeech, which droned on for approximately 4 hours and 7 minutes, and which caused cardiac arrest in seven citizens, was varied in subject matter; thirteen sections highlighted seperate spacegolf victories won by the Glorious Godliness; another 51-minute segment examined the complexities of the Penis of the late great Arnold Palmer. However, the most important section, in which The God King decreed his intentions with the economy, was as follows: