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Marvin joined the [[Waifurian Empire]] at a young age, because of the ruthless Conscription requirements enacted by Joe Biden. Marvin was only 12 years old when he was ripped from his family and forced to begin training on how best to conquer innocent | Marvin joined the [[Waifurian Empire]] at a young age, because of the ruthless Conscription requirements enacted by Joe Biden. Marvin was only 12 years old when he was ripped from his family and forced to begin training on how best to conquer innocent civilizations. | ||
While learning at the Joseph Biden Military Academy, Marvin stood out among his pupils for being healthy. Most of the conscripts of this batch had been pulled from an ambush at a [[Church of Virgins]] recruitment seminar, and thus were unable to function at the Academy due to a low volume of processed grainbased foods. Marvin was noticed by high-level government officials. | While learning at the Joseph Biden Military Academy, Marvin stood out among his pupils for being healthy. Most of the conscripts of this batch had been pulled from an ambush at a [[Church of Virgins]] recruitment seminar, and thus were unable to function at the Academy due to a low volume of processed grainbased foods. Marvin was noticed by high-level government officials, and his records were sent to the Emperor Biden at the [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid]]. | ||
Joe Biden was concurrently sufferring several simultaneous strokes, and accidentally clicked "summon" on his Gigatablet while reviewing Marvin's information. | |||
Marvin was at first weary about the meeting. What was so special about him that made Joe Biden want to meet him? Marvin plotted to take advantage of the situation. | |||
The longer Marvin thought about it, the more he realized what a unique position he was in. he could effectively seize power with nobody else knowing. If Biden thought he was special enough to meet as a lowly cadet, Marvin was going to ''become'' special. Marvin began doctoring numerous awards, certificates, and achievements. Marvin had grown to detest Joe Biden's policies and his blatant disregard for the basic quality of life of his constituents, and saw an opportunity for revenge. | |||
Revision as of 13:45, 15 June 2022
| Marvin Fluxton | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Emperor Fluxton
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| Affiliation | Waifurian Empire |
| Occupation | Emperor |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | Fuxette Fluxton |
| Date of birth | 44,299 A.B. |
| Place of birth | Bidenheim, Jupiter |
| Date of death | 44,391 A.B. |
| Place of death | Memphis, Tennessee |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 5'1 |
| Weight | 104 lbs |
| Eye color | brown |
| Appearances | |
Marvin Fluxton was a quirked up Waifurian Emperor who was responsible for the death of Joe Biden. He famously murdered the Mummy in the Omniverse's first Solar Coup, where the sleeping Emperor was shot into a star in an escape pod at the speed of sound. This was the only non-peaceful transfer of power during the entire reign of the Waifurian Empire.
Rising up the Ranks
Marvin joined the Waifurian Empire at a young age, because of the ruthless Conscription requirements enacted by Joe Biden. Marvin was only 12 years old when he was ripped from his family and forced to begin training on how best to conquer innocent civilizations.
While learning at the Joseph Biden Military Academy, Marvin stood out among his pupils for being healthy. Most of the conscripts of this batch had been pulled from an ambush at a Church of Virgins recruitment seminar, and thus were unable to function at the Academy due to a low volume of processed grainbased foods. Marvin was noticed by high-level government officials, and his records were sent to the Emperor Biden at the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid.
Joe Biden was concurrently sufferring several simultaneous strokes, and accidentally clicked "summon" on his Gigatablet while reviewing Marvin's information.
Marvin was at first weary about the meeting. What was so special about him that made Joe Biden want to meet him? Marvin plotted to take advantage of the situation.
The longer Marvin thought about it, the more he realized what a unique position he was in. he could effectively seize power with nobody else knowing. If Biden thought he was special enough to meet as a lowly cadet, Marvin was going to become special. Marvin began doctoring numerous awards, certificates, and achievements. Marvin had grown to detest Joe Biden's policies and his blatant disregard for the basic quality of life of his constituents, and saw an opportunity for revenge.