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[[File:Onmoh.png|thumb|An ancient illustration of Onmoh Sab from America Aeterna.]] | [[File:Onmoh.png|thumb|An ancient illustration of Onmoh Sab from America Aeterna.]] | ||
Onmoh Sab was the North American god of plentiful harvest. Warshipped for centuries under Old Earth's Imperium America Aeterna, Onmoh Sab brought bountiful feasts and lush crop yields to the people of North America. Onmoh Sab conferred often with [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|the Great MAGA King]], and the two worked together to develop a cruelty-free Great American Steak Alternative. Trump eventually abandoned the project when he realized it was not meat. | Onmoh Sab was the North American god of plentiful harvest. Warshipped for centuries under [[Old Earth]]'s Imperium America Aeterna, Onmoh Sab brought bountiful feasts and lush crop yields to the people of North America. Onmoh Sab conferred often with [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|the Great MAGA King]], and the two worked together to develop a cruelty-free Great American Steak Alternative. Trump eventually abandoned the project when he realized it was not meat. | ||
Onmoh Sab was fired from his position | Onmoh Sab was fired from his position as God of Plentiful Harvest after the Council of Gods found him guilty of insider trading on the potato stock market. [[Michael Jackson]] was his predecessor, but after Michael Jackson's corpse vanished Onmoh Sab was reinstated. | ||
Revision as of 03:02, 22 July 2022
Onmoh Sab was the North American god of plentiful harvest. Warshipped for centuries under Old Earth's Imperium America Aeterna, Onmoh Sab brought bountiful feasts and lush crop yields to the people of North America. Onmoh Sab conferred often with the Great MAGA King, and the two worked together to develop a cruelty-free Great American Steak Alternative. Trump eventually abandoned the project when he realized it was not meat.
Onmoh Sab was fired from his position as God of Plentiful Harvest after the Council of Gods found him guilty of insider trading on the potato stock market. Michael Jackson was his predecessor, but after Michael Jackson's corpse vanished Onmoh Sab was reinstated.