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Following the unfortunate [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Incident|'''Bass Pro Shops Pyramid Incident''']] in 196 B.B., the [[Postal Dude]] along with [[Duke Boris Zyklon]] of [[Breastland]] and [[Richard Nixon the First]] sought to continue with their plans to bring about "[[Fiesta Friday]]". To do this, the three began collecting the fragments of the [[$5 Footlong]]. Once collected, used the power of [[Jared Fogle|'''Jared Fogle''']] to summon 130 legions of Baltimoreans to act as slaves to gather the required materials to construct [[Edinburgh Castle]] to act as a base for their schemes. | Following the unfortunate [[Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Incident|'''Bass Pro Shops Pyramid Incident''']] in 196 B.B., the [[Postal Dude]] along with [[Duke Boris Zyklon]] of [[Breastland]] and [[Richard Nixon the First]] sought to continue with their plans to bring about "[[Fiesta Friday]]". To do this, the three began collecting the fragments of the [[$5 Footlong]]. Once collected, used the power of [[Jared Fogle|'''Jared Fogle''']] to summon 130 legions of Baltimoreans to act as slaves to gather the required materials to construct [[Edinburgh Castle]] to act as a base for their schemes. | ||
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Revision as of 03:02, 12 July 2022
Formation
Pangea was a hyper-continent formed on Old Earth roughly 8.6 Nonillion Years BB. It was the site of the emergence of consciousness throughout the entire Omniverse, an event spurred on by the Legume.
Formation of Mankind
After The Division of Saddam Hussein, the first two humans, DaBaby and Fuckboy Francis, were born into the wilds of Pangea. After several millenniums of asexual reproduction, the population of humans on Pangea was around 12. These 12 humans, after a disagreement about whether or not the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid should be used to summon the Taco Bell $5 Chalupa Box, formed 4 nations.
The 4 Nations of Pangea
The 4 nations of Pangea were:
- Morrowind
- Poland
- Iowa
- The Everlasting Bladee Concert
Polish Expansion
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Following the unfortunate Bass Pro Shops Pyramid Incident in 196 B.B., the Postal Dude along with Duke Boris Zyklon of Breastland and Richard Nixon the First sought to continue with their plans to bring about "Fiesta Friday". To do this, the three began collecting the fragments of the $5 Footlong. Once collected, used the power of Jared Fogle to summon 130 legions of Baltimoreans to act as slaves to gather the required materials to construct Edinburgh Castle to act as a base for their schemes.