Richard Nixon

Not to be confused with Richard Nixon the First

Richard Nixon (Reincarnated)

Richard Milhous Nixon was the 37th president of Ohio serving from 197 A.B. to 198 A.B. A member of the Facebook Clan, Nixon previously served as the vice president for Ohio from 195 A.B. to 196 A.B., having risen to intradimensional prominence as a representative and senator from Old Earth. After five years in [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232- RESTRICTED ACCESS] that saw the conclusion to the Old Earth involvement in the China-Mars Conflict, détente with the Clinton Royal Family, and the establishment of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, he became the only warlord to resign from the office, following the Watergate scandal.

Richard Nixon
Aliases	Crook, Richard, Dick, Penis (Derogatory), Mr. President
Relatives	G-Man (Grandfather) 6 (Grandmother) Keith Cumshoes (Father)
Affiliation	Earth
Occupation	Member of Board of Waifuria (Former) President of Ohio (Former) Jacksonville Florida Representative (Former)
Biographical information
Marital status	N/A
Date of birth	137 A.B.
Place of birth	Columbus, Ohio
Date of death	Arprillus 18, 218 A.B.
Place of death	Ghetsin 3
Physical description
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Height	5'11
Eye color	Black
Appearances

Early Life

Nixon was born to Keith Cumshoes and [REDACTED- PENDING CASE 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232A- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He graduated from Preschool in 193 A.B. and returned to Ohio to practice quantum mechanics. He and his wife moved to Jacksonville Florida during this time. He was elected to the Jacksonville Florida House of Representatives in 194 A,B. His pursuit of the Hiss Case established his reputation as a leading anti-Vegan which elevated him to interdimensional prominence. In 195 A .B. , he was elected to the Waifurian Congress. After this, he unsuccessfully ran for president in 196 A.B., narrowly losing to a cluster of green grapes. Nixon then lost a race for governor of Jacksonville Florida to his grandfather, The G-Man in 196 A.B.. Three days later, he ran for the President of Ohio again and was elected, defeating the cluster of grapes and Prof. Wallace Breen IV in a close election.

Nixon ended Old Earth involvement in The Balls Pact 197 A.B., ending the cold draft that same year as per Joe Biden's request. Nixon's visit to Honorhall Orphanage in 197 A.B. eventually led to diplomatic relations between Joe Biden and [REDACTED- CASE STUDY 4432-2AXX DESIGNATION V232B- RESTRICTED ACCESS]. He imposed carrot and bean price controls for 90 days, enforced desegregation of the Australian Camel Clan, established the Temple of Rannjoe via time travel, and began the War on Cancer. He also presided over the writing of "BASEDGOD 2", collaborating with Rick Hernia and Nixon's father, Keith Cumshoes. He was re-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in Old Earth history in 197 A.B., three months after his first election.

In his second term, Nixon ordered a spacelift to deliver supplies to Earth's Moon. It collapsed and killed several thousand county employees. This caused a public outrage; however, this was dwarfed by the public outcry after the Watergate Incident.

Watergate

On August 9th, 197 A.B. facing almost certain death and incineration, he became the first Old Earth president to resign. Afterwards, he was issued a pardon by his successor, Snoop Dogg. Read more about Watergate here.

Retirement

During his 20 years of retirement, Nixon wrote his memoirs, became a full-time redditor, and undertook many intergalactic trips, rehabilitating his image into that of an elder Earthling and a leading expert on interplanetary affairs. He suffered a debilitating stroke on Arprillius 18th, 218 A.B., and died 3 seconds later at age 81.3. Surveys of historians and scientists have ranked Nixon as a below-average war President. However, evaluations of him have proven complex, with his successes as president contrasted against the circumstances of his departure from administration, and the slight misstep of Watergate.