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The Siege of Ecoria was an orbital skirmish at the cherry-cola-polluted planetoid Kragdrysil in the Inhersloht system. It was one of the first battles of the Third Great META War.

Ecoria, a high-fructose dystopian nightmare, was the site of the first battle of the Great META War 3.

A Rotten Ambush

Worlds Without Boundaries, once an Intergalactic terorrist organization, had, by the late 999,900s, become somewhat of a peace-keeping force in the Omniverse. The Omniverse's two major hegemons, the Waifurian Empire and Combine, had long since collapsed, with the Waifurian homeworld of Earth falling under the control of the supercorporation OmniStar Corp and the Combine Empire downsizing to the Combine Hamlet, a small settlement on the surface of Ferinah.

Kragdrysil, once a prosperous and unsoullean world, had become a horrific, high-fructose nightmare. It had swollen to over four times its original size and consumed its original parent planet, Inhersloht, in the process. In 999,959 AB, Kragdrysil orbited its star at an eccentricity of .99999, rendering its so called 'orbit' a nearly straight line. Every three days, Kragdrysil tore past its star at a distance of mere kilometers. It was in a downward spiral of the Auditor's design; and was in its final days as a celestial body.

The ruler of Kragdrysil was a rotten, horrific, mutated individual by the name of Strawberry Awake. Strawberry Awake ruled over vast swaths of nearly 10 Synthezoids, which inhabited the decrepit city of Ecoria farming sugar and building materials for their master. Strawberry Awake was none too pleased by the presence of WWB battleships in his polluted, opaque skies, and made this clear by sending daily Strongly Worded Emails to the WWB Defence Forces patrolling his territory.

Failure to Respond

Unfortunately for Strawberry Awake, the WWB forces were unable, or, unwilling, to respond to his Emails in a timely fashion. This was of great displeasure to the mutated fruit man, who ordered his synthezoids to stop what they were doing and to begin construction on a Nuclear Sugar Missile which would strike a WWB vessel and transform it and its inhabitants into Rock Candy (of the Cherry Variety). Construction continued swimmingly until Kragdrysil razed the corona of its Sun and boiled Strawberry Awake alive.

Strawberry Awake, now a puddle of black slop, was displeased with this event. The synthezoids bolted from Ecoria, leaving Strawberry Awake to seep into the soil and sodas of Kragdrysil and coalesce with the planetoid itself.

WWB Safety Patrol

The Worlds Without Boundaries vessels in Kragdrysil's atmosphere had applied SPF 500000000000000 sunscreen, and as such were protected from this vitriolic sunsmear. The

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 Unfortunately for [[Strawberry Awake]], the WWB forces were unable, or, unwilling, to respond to his Emails in a timely fashion. This was of great displeasure to the mutated fruit man, who ordered his synthezoids to stop what they were doing and to begin construction on a Nuclear Sugar Missile which would strike a [[Worlds Without Boundaries|WWB]] vessel and transform it and its inhabitants into Rock Candy (of the Cherry Variety). Construction continued swimmingly until Kragdrysil razed the corona of its Sun and boiled Strawberry Awake alive.
-Strawberry Awake, now a puddle of black slop, was displeased with this event. The synthezoids bolted from Ecoria, leaving Strawberry Awake to seep into the soil and sodas of Kragdrysil and coalesce with the planetoid itself. This will be important later, Dearies.
+Strawberry Awake, now a puddle of black slop, was displeased with this event. The synthezoids bolted from Ecoria, leaving Strawberry Awake to seep into the soil and sodas of Kragdrysil and coalesce with the planetoid itself.
+== WWB Safety Patrol ==
+The Worlds Without Boundaries vessels in Kragdrysil's atmosphere had applied SPF 500000000000000 sunscreen, and as such were protected from this vitriolic sunsmear. The