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[[File:The Wedding.png|thumb|The Wedding]] | [[File:The Wedding.png|thumb|The Wedding]] | ||
The Wedding was a supremely rotted, horrendously contrived event that occurred in 999,989 AB on Christmas Day, 10 years before the Final Moment. The event marked the culmination of billions of years of intergalactic tensions resolving in one grand and glorious, mask-off technofascist escapade, where Neo-Aeternian God Emperor [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Donald J. Trump]], at the behest of [[Corporatus]], the Capitalism Incarnate, agreed to meet with rival Omniversal Superpower [[Joe Biden]] for a special summit at the Bidenkeep to discuss the ongoing [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)|Great META War 3]], and specifically Neo-Aeternia's longstanding policy of neutrality in the conflict. This was the first meeting of the two men since the [[GLue Factory Incident|Glue Factory Incident]], nearly one million years prior, | The Wedding was a supremely rotted, horrendously contrived event that occurred in 999,989 AB on Christmas Day, 10 years before the Final Moment. The event marked the culmination of billions of years of intergalactic tensions resolving in one grand and glorious, mask-off technofascist escapade, where [[Neo-Aeternia|Neo-Aeternian]] God Emperor [[Donald Trump (Great MAGA King)|Donald J. Trump]], at the behest of [[Corporatus]], the Capitalism Incarnate, agreed to meet with rival Omniversal Superpower & [[Aubergine|Auberginish]] Essencehold [[Joe Biden]] for a special summit at the Bidenkeep to discuss the ongoing [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)|Great META War 3]], and specifically Neo-Aeternia's longstanding policy of neutrality in the conflict. This was the first meeting of the two men since the [[GLue Factory Incident|Glue Factory Incident]], nearly one million years prior. When they met, they shook hands and shared a laugh like old friends, before turning and posing to the cameras. | ||
"It's been a heck of a long time, Jack," Mummy was quoted as saying, "It's great to see you, pal." | |||
"Such a beautiful venue," the MAGA King was alleged to have replied, "So beautiful in terms of gold and purple." | |||
A grand GALA (Gay And Lame Attraction) was held in honour of the Neo-Aeternian Delegation's arrival, even as explosions rocked the skies overhead. This GALA was emceed by [[Ellis]]. | |||
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Revision as of 01:54, 14 April 2025
The Wedding was a supremely rotted, horrendously contrived event that occurred in 999,989 AB on Christmas Day, 10 years before the Final Moment. The event marked the culmination of billions of years of intergalactic tensions resolving in one grand and glorious, mask-off technofascist escapade, where Neo-Aeternian God Emperor Donald J. Trump, at the behest of Corporatus, the Capitalism Incarnate, agreed to meet with rival Omniversal Superpower & Auberginish Essencehold Joe Biden for a special summit at the Bidenkeep to discuss the ongoing Great META War 3, and specifically Neo-Aeternia's longstanding policy of neutrality in the conflict. This was the first meeting of the two men since the Glue Factory Incident, nearly one million years prior. When they met, they shook hands and shared a laugh like old friends, before turning and posing to the cameras.
"It's been a heck of a long time, Jack," Mummy was quoted as saying, "It's great to see you, pal."
"Such a beautiful venue," the MAGA King was alleged to have replied, "So beautiful in terms of gold and purple."
A grand GALA (Gay And Lame Attraction) was held in honour of the Neo-Aeternian Delegation's arrival, even as explosions rocked the skies overhead. This GALA was emceed by Ellis.