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The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus|Urano]]-[[Neptune|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of the [[OmniStar Corporation]] Incarnate [[Corporatus]] | The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the [[Uranian Gas Corporation]] and [[Uranus|Urano]]-[[Neptune|Neptunian]] Government, the [[Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities]], against the rule of the [[OmniStar Corporation]] Incarnate [[Corporatus]]. | ||
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The [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)|Third Great META War]] was 30 years in with no signs of stopping. As the Waifurian [[The Enclave|Enclave]] wrought rot across the Omniverse, and as stars fizzled out and solar systems crumbled, Supreme Enclavical Overlord [[Joe Biden]], reinvigorated with the wicked energies of the [[Aubergine]], sought to bring about the [[Waifurian Empire]] once again. Many forces had aligned against this cause; in fact, nearly the entire Omniverse, apart from corrupt soulless sellouts, united to fight against the resurging rot that once had been. | The [[Great META War 3 (The Grand War)|Third Great META War]] was 30 years in with no signs of stopping. As the Waifurian [[The Enclave|Enclave]] wrought rot across the Omniverse, and as stars fizzled out and solar systems crumbled, Supreme Enclavical Overlord [[Joe Biden]], reinvigorated with the wicked energies of the [[Aubergine]], sought to bring about the [[Waifurian Empire]] once again. Many forces had aligned against this cause; in fact, nearly the entire Omniverse, apart from corrupt soulless sellouts, united to fight against the resurging rot that once had been. | ||
One aforementioned corporate sellout was the mayor of [[Ourana]], Uranus; [[Jishi Ravelle]], whose tenure in the position was fast approaching 900,000 years, an unprecedented length of time to rule a colony. Over this period of time, Jishi herself had made many connections across the Omniverse, shaking hands and posing for photo ops with all sorts of rogue capitalist freaks. | One aforementioned corporate sellout was the mayor of [[Ourana]], Uranus; [[Jishi Ravelle]], whose tenure in the position was fast approaching 900,000 years, an unprecedented length of time to rule a colony. | ||
Over this period of time, Jishi herself had made many connections across the Omniverse, shaking hands and posing for photo ops with all sorts of rogue capitalist freaks. | |||
After the purchasing of the [[Sol (The Sun)|Sol]] System by OmniStar founder [[R. R. R. R.|R.R.R.R.]] in 999,941 AB, [[Jishi Ravelle|Jishi]] had quite pathetically resigned herself to being a puppet dog of OmniStar; and, following R.R.R.R's unfortunate dissapearance on [[Exegol|Exegar]], obeyed the sentient incarnation of the intergalactic gigaconglomerate, which had deemed itself [[Corporatus]]. | |||
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Revision as of 09:18, 5 April 2024
The Uranian Rebellion was a 999,989 AB uprising of the Uranian Gas Corporation and Urano-Neptunian Government, the Commonwealth of Uranian Municipalities, against the rule of the OmniStar Corporation Incarnate Corporatus.
Uranian Incursion
The Third Great META War was 30 years in with no signs of stopping. As the Waifurian Enclave wrought rot across the Omniverse, and as stars fizzled out and solar systems crumbled, Supreme Enclavical Overlord Joe Biden, reinvigorated with the wicked energies of the Aubergine, sought to bring about the Waifurian Empire once again. Many forces had aligned against this cause; in fact, nearly the entire Omniverse, apart from corrupt soulless sellouts, united to fight against the resurging rot that once had been.
One aforementioned corporate sellout was the mayor of Ourana, Uranus; Jishi Ravelle, whose tenure in the position was fast approaching 900,000 years, an unprecedented length of time to rule a colony.
Over this period of time, Jishi herself had made many connections across the Omniverse, shaking hands and posing for photo ops with all sorts of rogue capitalist freaks.
After the purchasing of the Sol System by OmniStar founder R.R.R.R. in 999,941 AB, Jishi had quite pathetically resigned herself to being a puppet dog of OmniStar; and, following R.R.R.R's unfortunate dissapearance on Exegar, obeyed the sentient incarnation of the intergalactic gigaconglomerate, which had deemed itself Corporatus.