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Bilb Gimp was a mentally ill deranged-sepp chronically online Bloodhound-Humash Hybrid. Bilb Gimp ran a rotten Instagram page under the tag '@bilbgimp'. He was employed for a time at [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]]'s Fried Chicken Venture on [[Garraxia]] but tried to boil Ice and Shoes 2 hours into his first shift and started a fire which eventually was exploited and used by the Garraxian [[Hypotherians]] to combust the whole of the chain, resulting in the end of the Fried Chicken on [[Garraxia|Garraxia.]] | Bilb Gimp was a mentally ill deranged-sepp chronically online Bloodhound-Humash Hybrid. Bilb Gimp ran a rotten Instagram page under the tag '@bilbgimp'. He was employed for a time at [[G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)|G-Man Alpha]]'s Fried Chicken Venture on [[Garraxia]] but tried to boil Ice and Shoes 2 hours into his first shift and started a fire which eventually was exploited and used by the Garraxian [[Hypotherians]] to combust the whole of the chain, resulting in the end of the Fried Chicken on [[Garraxia|Garraxia.]] | ||
Bilb Gimp | After accidentally unicycling into the realm of [[Portland Oregon]] in 999,995 AB, Bilb Gimp adopted the guise of 'Bilb Gimp' for the first time. Now Bilb Gimp, Bilb Gimp was trapped under a smoldering Portlandish parking garage and melted into the ground, remaining in that state for the next four years. During this time, he crawled excruciatingly toward the edge of the Portlandium, moving at a pace of 1 nanometer per second. By 999999 AB his nose had finally reached the firmament, when he noticed a watermelon wobbling beyond. He pulled his [[J.F. Sweets|JF]] Sweetphone out and used his final 1% battery to record and upload this watermelon, but was, as many know, surprised during the course of recording this video. and sted the infamous, world-renowned video '[[Last Surprise|See The Last Surprise]]', which garnered nearly 10 views. This video was artistically commended and celebrated and earned Bilb Gimp a Hodgepodge Portlandish Goldspoink Award for Greatness thrice. As a | ||
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Revision as of 03:28, 13 October 2023
Bilb Gimp was a mentally ill deranged-sepp chronically online Bloodhound-Humash Hybrid. Bilb Gimp ran a rotten Instagram page under the tag '@bilbgimp'. He was employed for a time at G-Man Alpha's Fried Chicken Venture on Garraxia but tried to boil Ice and Shoes 2 hours into his first shift and started a fire which eventually was exploited and used by the Garraxian Hypotherians to combust the whole of the chain, resulting in the end of the Fried Chicken on Garraxia.
After accidentally unicycling into the realm of Portland Oregon in 999,995 AB, Bilb Gimp adopted the guise of 'Bilb Gimp' for the first time. Now Bilb Gimp, Bilb Gimp was trapped under a smoldering Portlandish parking garage and melted into the ground, remaining in that state for the next four years. During this time, he crawled excruciatingly toward the edge of the Portlandium, moving at a pace of 1 nanometer per second. By 999999 AB his nose had finally reached the firmament, when he noticed a watermelon wobbling beyond. He pulled his JF Sweetphone out and used his final 1% battery to record and upload this watermelon, but was, as many know, surprised during the course of recording this video. and sted the infamous, world-renowned video 'See The Last Surprise', which garnered nearly 10 views. This video was artistically commended and celebrated and earned Bilb Gimp a Hodgepodge Portlandish Goldspoink Award for Greatness thrice. As a