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Joe Jackson was remerged as an infant from the [[Humash]] portal in Mesopotamia on [[Old Earth]], sometime around 10,000 BB. He had been procreated by two unknown Vardonnen Humash at an unknown time. He remerged alone into the lush Mesopotamian soil; Following this remergence, he sired 5 children; Jack, Jackson, Jackie, Jacques, and [[Michael Jackson]]. This number was chosen specifically due to his reverence for the [[Five Warden]], sown from his deep traditional Humash heritage on [[BLAMPIST-1 G]]. A sixth child was born, but Joe did not allow this entity to live very long, citing concerns of damage to the band's branding and reputation. | Joe Jackson was remerged as an infant from the [[Humash]] portal in Mesopotamia on [[Old Earth]], sometime around 10,000 BB. He had been procreated by two unknown Vardonnen Humash at an unknown time. He remerged alone into the lush Mesopotamian soil; Following this remergence, he sired 5 children; Jack, Jackson, Jackie, Jacques, and [[Michael Jackson]]. This number was chosen specifically due to his reverence for the [[Five Warden]], sown from his deep traditional Humash heritage on [[BLAMPIST-1 G]]. A sixth child was born, but Joe did not allow this entity to live very long, citing concerns of damage to the band's branding and reputation. | ||
[[File:ImageofJoeJackson.png|thumb|Jackson bore a droopy, caramel-toned appearance. ]] | [[File:ImageofJoeJackson.png|thumb|Jackson bore a droopy, caramel-toned appearance. His somewhat unusual lower half was not pictured in most photos, for understandable reasons. ]] | ||
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Joseph Robinette Jackson, otherwise known as 'Joe', 'Fat Joe', 'Fat Nose Joe', or 'Quasimoto Hideki', was an Indianian Humash Music Producter, Record Creator, and Basketballer Activist based in Gary, Indiana. He was one of the foremost proponents of Indiana basketball, and also encouraged the Indiana Music Scene. He was the creator of the popular Musical Group, the 'Jackson 2', (formerly the Jackson 3, and before that, the Jackson 4; prior, also known as Jackson 5, or the 'Five Jacksons'). He was also the creator of the band members, being their paternal parent. One of these such children was Michael Jackson, the God of Plentiful Harvest, and himself, a frequent visitor of children's hospitals.
Joe's last name was inspired by Jacking Off.
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Joe Jackson was remerged as an infant from the Humash portal in Mesopotamia on Old Earth, sometime around 10,000 BB. He had been procreated by two unknown Vardonnen Humash at an unknown time. He remerged alone into the lush Mesopotamian soil; Following this remergence, he sired 5 children; Jack, Jackson, Jackie, Jacques, and Michael Jackson. This number was chosen specifically due to his reverence for the Five Warden, sown from his deep traditional Humash heritage on BLAMPIST-1 G. A sixth child was born, but Joe did not allow this entity to live very long, citing concerns of damage to the band's branding and reputation.
