Joe Jackson

Joe Jackson pictured in front of an ancient USSP artifact in his grand collection of Humash artifacts.

Joseph Robinette Jackson, otherwise known as 'Joe', 'Fat Joe', 'Fat Nose Joe', or 'Quasimoto Hideki', was an Indianian-Indian Humash hydrid Music Producter, Record Creator, and Basketballer Activist based in Gary, Indiana. He was one of the foremost proponents of Indiana basketball, and also encouraged the Indiana Music Scene. He was the creator of the popular Musical Group, the 'Jackson 2', (formerly the Jackson 3, and before that, the Jackson 4; prior, also known as Jackson 5, or the 'Five Jacksons'). He was also the creator of the band members, being their paternal parent. One of these such children was Michael Jackson, the God of Plentiful Harvest, and himself, a frequent visitor of children's hospitals.

Joe's last name was inspired by Jacking Off.

Headwinds

Joe Jackson was remerged as an infant from the Humash portal in Mesopotamia on Old Earth, sometime around 10,000 BB. He had been procreated by two unknown Vardonnen Humash at an unknown time. He remerged alone into the lush Mesopotamian soil; Following this remergence, he sired 5 children; Jack, Jackson, Jackie, Jacques, and Michael Jackson. This number was chosen specifically due to his reverence for the Five Warden, sown from his deep traditional Humash heritage on BLAMPIST-1 G. A sixth child was born, but Joe did not allow this entity to live very long, citing concerns of damage to the band's branding and reputation.

Band Grand

Joe using his legs to move

His band, the Five Jacksons, toured across Mesopotamia, and quickly became one of the most popular musical groups on Old Earth. The children loved this act, and famously lauded their father for his kind, patient, understanding nature, and the loving and empathetic approach he brought to their songwriting. The band's glory was written about in many scrolls, tablets, and inkings, and news of its glory reached as fart as the Great MAGA King himself, who, in a flurry of excitement, invited the band to perform privately on the St. James Islands, a personal favorite tour resort. This performance was internationally recognized as one of the greatest performances ever, with Joe's children each receiving a sepcial aiudience with the Glorious Magarrish One, as well as a cash prize of $40 USD in celebration of their songs.

The aftermath of this particular performance proved disastrous for Joe, as his youngest child, and foremember of the band, Michael Jackson, suddenly became violently allergic to music, and swore off of ever singing a note, or touching an instrument again, instead turning to plant and vegetable cultivation as his primary hobby. Michael refused to speak to his father, calling him 'Old Six Legs McGee', and attached himself to the Great MAGA King, taking up private residence at the Magarrish One's Golden Palace, where he was tutored in godliness by the Magarrish One, as well as afforded the ability to plant and experiment with any vegetable or plant he chose.

Troubles

This severely crippled the band's reputation, with their ratings plummetting, and the suicide of Jacques Jackson.

Jackson bore a droopy, caramel-toned appearance. His somewhat unusual lower half was not pictured in most photos, for understandable reasons.