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Earth Relocation Imperative

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Revision as of 11:24, 16 July 2022 by w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32
Earth's pitiful state in 994,322,111 AB.
Earth remained relatively unchanged for 900 million years, since Earth 2 had hollow innards, rather than a tectonic core like Old Earth.

The Earth Relocation Imperative was a desperate, last-minute attempt by the Xumans of Earth to save their planet from becoming inhospitable, due to rising solar radiation levels and Sol's increased size.

Humanity: True Scourge of the Omniverse

Earth 2 had been drained of its resources, both inside and out. The hollow inside of Earth had been completely destroyed, with all of the mystical forests and mysterious megafauna all but gone. The Xumans had bombed each other nearly into oblivion. The Southern Hemisphere was still dangerously radioactive, after hundreds of millions of years, and the synthetic crust of Earth 2 had been unable, or unwilling, to absorb the radiation. Large glacial ice sheets still existed in the Tropics, but were unable to venture too far south.

Geographical Changes

South America and Africa had become almost entirely submerged underwater. A large strait had appeared, crossing from what was once Saudi Arabia and running all the way through Asia, ending at the Siberian Bay. These new water routes were incredibly beneficial to the roughly 1 million Xumans still left alive on this desolate rock.

Now Yuo See

All seven astronomers on Earth were astonished one morning, as they were measuring the sun's flares from the Bolivian microcontinent. They noticed, with horror, Mercury had been completely consumed by the growing star. The Astronomers, although paid off by JXFSWEETSCORP to keep silent about impending disasters such as this, elected to reveal the information to the public.

Don't Look Up

Mass hysteria broke out in the streets of nearly fourteen of the sixteen cities left on Earth, with people complaining that they should've been told sooner. The OmniCorp Authority was quick to execute every single one of these public protestors via instant vaporization rays.

Those who had been smart enough not to protest against their horrendous police state were forced to formulate a plan in secrecy. They gathered the world's