G- Man

G-Man
Aliases	The G-Man, G-Man, G, Lil G, Supplesex, G-Cum G Spot
Relatives	Keith Cumshoes (Son), Richard Nixon (Grandson), G-Man Timefracture Alpha (VARIANT) G-Man 3301 (VARIANT)
Affiliation	Unknown
Occupation	Employer (Current)
Biographical information
Marital status	Wife- 6 (Deceased)
Date of birth	September 9, 2,331,334,225 B.B.
Place of birth	Brentalian 4
Date of death	N/A
Place of death	N/A
Physical description
Species	N/A
Gender	Male
Height	6'4
Weight	4,765,433 Kg.
Eye color	Green
Appearances
Appears in	Half-Life 3 Intro Sequence

G-Man was a Stage 3 Metaphysical being. He was the father of Keith Cumshoes, and Grandfather to Richard Nixon. He served on the Board Of Waifuria, as the Representative from Mexico; however, he rarely attended board meetings. His whereabouts were usually unknown, however, he was known to appear from seemingly nowhere and nudge things his way, from time to time. He is noted in being a key player in the China-Mars Conflict of 4 A.B. He persuaded Chinese Prime Minister, Winnie the Pooh, to take a sabbatical from his position in the Cumsmen. G-Man is known for his cryptic extradimensional meetings and hidden messages. He was also commonly at great odds with the Silent Man, Gordon Freeman. He had been featured on a few of Rick Hernia and Keith Cumshoes' spiritual lyrical beats, much to the dismay of Richard Nixon. G-Man also had a decades-long relationship with Saul Goodman. G-Man's wife, 6, died in an 'accident'.

Early Life

Little is known about the G-Man's Childhood. Many speculate he was a creation of the Legume's first space-time continuum tear. G-man was unable to age and was not affected by the flow of time, which further solidifies the theory that his origin is from a tear in the fabric of reality.

Relationship with Keith Cumshoes

G Man's relationship with his first-born, Keith Cumshoes is rather hard to study. Whenever Keith was questioned about his childhood he screamed until his larynx was torn apart and his ears bled. G-Man had not been in contact with Keith for some time, leading people the assumption that the family had a "falling out" after the Glue Factory Incident.

G-Man claimed to know nothing about Keith and would often sentence those who asked about Keith to eternal damnation in a Time Loop.

G-Man's wife, 6, was unfortunately deceased at the time of this writing and thus, unable to comment.

Personality

G-Man was a very cryptic and observant entity. He was shown to have a particular fascination with Gordon Freeman, as well as Alyx and Eli Vance. He seemed to possess unlimited power. He occassionally mentioned that he did things at the request of his 'Employers', although he never elaborated further. It is speculated that his Employers may be the C.O.C.K., however G-man enjoys altering the course of time. He also has an obsession with Pac-Man Party (2010) .

Alternate Entities

There are two G-Men who exist as seperate entities altogether from The G-Man; G-Man Alpha, and G-3301. All three entities are nearly identical in appearance, however, some notable differences between them are their interests, business deals, and, interestingly enough, weights. G-Man weighs in at roughly 4,700,000 kilograms, whereas G-Man Alpha weighs nothing.