Incursion of Waifuria Prime

in 99 A.B, Waifuria Prime was a bustling metropolitan hub, stationed outside of the Kroasis system. The Governor of Waifuria Prime, G-Man (Timefracture Alpha), had recently upgraded the satellite’s processor and graphics card, and it was now running 20% more efficiently than before. It was the most highly intelligent artificial being in the galaxy.

Unfortunately, this new burst of power caught the attention of a rogue Combine scout ship. It reported back to the C.O.C.K., and a Combine Advisor directed General Grievous to conquer Waifuria Prime. Grievous was deployed to Waifuria Prime with 1,000 troops and 300 in reserve.

Initially, the Incursion seemed like it was going to be a massacre. The Waifurian people, mostly low-intelligent finance-obsessed creatures, were defenseless against the Combine armies. Grievous demanded to be taken to the leader of Waifuria Prime so he could kill him.

G-Man Alpha, watching the Chaos unfold, quickly descended in his gubernatorial bunker, where he had housed a dormant Gordon Freeman, still in his stasis chamber from 100 years prior.

After putting Gordon’s HEV suit on, G-Man Alpha woke the Silent Man and explained the situation. Gordon nodded, and uttered what may have been his first and only word: “Crowbar”.

Gordon Freeman single-handedly bested much of the Combine Army. He also engaged in a fateful battle with General Grievous, which would culminate with all but 1 of Grievous’ limbs being severed by Gordon’s mighty crowbar. Grievous scampered to a Waifurian escape pod, but Gordon caught up to him. Grievous, in his fury, attempted to attack Gordon Freeman, who smacked him with the blunt end of the Crowbar continually until Grievous was nothing but a crumpled ball of scrap metal and blood.