Inner Earth

The Inner Earth was a mystical realm which existed within Earth 2. Inside of this bizarre antigravitational world, mystical creatures such as Blum Trolls, Dinosaurs, Wraiths, and Hobgoblins coexisted in harmony. (The Kingdom of Agartha, which was a nomadic seafaring civilization, was somewhat less harmonious). The Inner Earth was only reachable from the surface via Uluru, or the South Polar Secret Exit.

Five Continents

There were five continents on the Inner Earth. They were all connected via a massive network of Great Troll land bridges, which enabled easy land trade between the many different peoples of the inner Earth.

West America

West America was the Grandest of the five continents. Characterized by its penis shape, West America was the home of the Dinosaurs and Blum Trolls. They lived together in harmony, although the occassional race war was known to break out among them.

West America had a lush, temperate climate for the most part, however some of the northern regions were rather arid and cold. The Blum Trolls built their civilizations in the Northern Isles of the continent, where they were a primarily seafaring race. The Blum Troll King, the ruler of the entire Inner Earth, resided on a Boatcastle which traveled regularly between these isles.

The Dinosaurs lived in the further south temperate regions, and lived in poorly made huts of leaves and mud. Since most dinosaurs did not have opposable thumbs, they struggled tremendously with building. Thankfully, the Blum Trolls were often willing to lend a hand (literally), and several Dinosauric architectures were erected, including the Stegochurch and the Great Grand Dinodrome.

East America

East America was the realm of the Wraiths. A Desolate, arid desert-dominated continent, East America was primarily inhabited by soullean creatures, both Euclidean and otherwise. The Wraiths had their own Empire, which was divided into several smaller kingdoms- with names such as "Wraith 1", "Wraith 2", and, somewhat controversially, "Wraith 3". The Wraiths elected a new Wraith General Secretary every three seconds. The General Secretary was the ruler of the Empire, but answered directly to the Blum Troll King.

Calliste

Calliste was the third largest Continent of the Inner Earth. It was the home of the Hobgoblins. The Hobgoblins were a people of divine morality and purpose. The Hobgob Great Church was the foremost authority in the land (much to the displeasure of the Blum Troll King). A fractured and mountainous continent, Calliste had numerous smaller Hobgob Kingdoms and Factions who were constantly at war with one another. They all practiced different versions of the same religion, Hobgobism, but instead of embracing one another for their similarities (in that they worshipped the same gods), the Callistian Hobgobs elected to burn one another at the stake and constantly pillage and plunder each other. Different Hobgob factions such as "Hobprotestantism", "Hobcatholicism", and "Hobmethodistium" arose as dominant warring forces in the Callistian power structure. Because of this constant religious infighting, the Blum Trolls tended to avoid the wretched isles of Calliste and elected to let them fight one another to the death.

Calliste was also the home of the vast Bilb plantations of Bilb Gate, the Bilb Tap Emperor. Interactions between the hobgoblins and Bilb Gate were largely minimal.

Straya

Straya was the fourth largest continent. Due to a pending paperwork request in the Transiversal Archives, we can provide little to no information on this continent. We can share that it was the seventh most dangerous place in Omniversal History.

Disarctica

Disarctica was the Inner Earth equivalent of Antarctica. It was a barren icy wasteland, except for the South Polar Secret Exit, which was located deep into the barren snowy deserts of the continent. This secret exit allowed for travelers to commute between the Outer Earth and Inner Earth. Unfortunately, the Bilb Rhino Hogs were a serious problem in this area and traveling became pretty much impossible after the String Lamp Incident.