Jane Hondale

Birth

Jane Hondale was a woman who lived in Calgary, Alberta in Canada. She was born in 89 B.B. to two parents, Makenna and Serene Dorris. Her parents were both reprentatives of the Women's Fashion Guild of Alberta, where they were responsible for dictating the provincial dress code. Her mothers provided her with Gucci and Louis Vuitton from the young age of 3 days old. Her first ever garment was a Louis Vuitton belt.

Early Life

Jane attended Calgary middle school (she did not go to elementary school as her mother Makenna paid off the school superintendent in exchange for expensive clothing). She graduated high school 37th out of 200 students and was not the Valedictorian.

Driver's Licence

Jane spent the next years rigorously practicing for her Driver's test. After she had completed the minimum three years of time for the Driver's Licence, she applied for the Licence; she was unfortunately denied. Jane was understandably upset. Her mother Serene reassured her that this was no big deal, and tried to console her; however, at that moment, they received an urgent phone call.

Makenna was about to give birth! With no time to explain this to her daughter, Serene rushed to her station wagon; however, she slipped on Eternal Canadian Ice and broke both of her hands. She turned to Jane and gave her a reassuring look. Jane took a deep breath, and hopped into the station wagon. It was her time to shine.

Jane threw her fourteen Louis Vuitton purses into the backseat and stepped on this gas, with her limp-handed mother in the passenger seat. On the way, Serene told her that she was going to have a baby brother. Jane was so excited by this that she almost caused a pileup by running through a red light. They arrived at the hospital and were able to watch Makenna slowly and painfully give birth to the newest addition to the family, Brandon Hondale. Despite their twenty-one year age gap, Jane and Brandon began bonding instantly, and Jane fashioned one of her purses into a onesie for her baby brother.